Watch them carving knives tomorrow, or you might be facing bigger problems than a bandage can solve. Just ask The Fat Guy:

"Dammittalltohell, I went and did it AGAIN. Every stinking year, this happens. I?ve gone and sliced off a sizable chunk of my left thumb this time. Right through the nail, too, but not to the bone this time. Chopping onions, with my eyes all watered up, and just *ZIP*. It?s dang hard to do a full-bore Thanksgiving dinner one-thumbed. And that?s my hole-card-peek thumb, too. Crap"

Do they pay disability if you can’t properly peek at your hole cards? Crippled [The Fat Guy]