Cole Turner, awwww godammit I bit my tongue! I mean, Calvin Ayre…yes, that gorgeous hulk of a bookie… doesn’t he and Bodog just have a thing for celeb babies?

He and his Bodog oddsmaker gang are the trend-setter in celebrity baby propositions. And why not, after all a majority of people love talk about those soft, cuddly little creatures (not to be confused for a bunny), it doesn’t hurt that the parents are celebrities!

In the latest set of props they want you celebrity suckers to bet whether Marilyn Manson and his wife will have a baby in 2006 (only the dudes from Hell’s bowel would care)? Or will Donald Trump and Melania Knauss have a boy or a girl (really, we don’t care!)?

And the icing on the cake: Will Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes have a baby boy or girl? Gee, why don’t we just ask Tom and his super sonogram!

We counted about 5 baby props up there, and you can bet the Bodog gang has their noses on who’s ovulating this very moment. Guess Calvin’s love for the ‘babes’ goes beyond his pageantry of boobsy Bodog girls.

Now, what if we turn the table around? the "new" OddJack has these baby proposition ideas for Calvin and Bodog guaranteed to keep the Calvin Ayre self promotion machine humming and buzzing for at least a couple of days…
1. Will Calvin Ayre impregnate a Bodog girl in 2006? Yes or No?
2. Will Calvin Ayre have a baby boy or a girl? Yes or No?
3. Will Calvin Ayre have a baby by Jan.1 2007? Before (Under) or After (Over).
4. Calvin Ayre already has a baby? Yes or No.

Yawn. Celebrity Baby propositions at BODOG.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Odds of Self Immolation [OddJack]