From the cranky folks at 2 + 2… regular poster TylerDurden goes into oh-so-precise detail about his trip to Vegas, his meals, the hands he played, and his run-in with the Timberlake-humpin’ star of Charlie’s Angels:

I was in the 10 seat so I couldn’t see the cards too well till the dealer moved her hand but the Q8 guy yelled “fcuk” when the river fell and it was the 2c so I knocked him out. We were down to 8 now.It was about this time that Cameron Diaz walked by on her way to the cashier. She looks SMOKIN in person. She played 4-8.

All is good? However, forum poster Chpr777 sees it differently…

I’ve dealt to her quite a few times. She’s a miserable bitch, was bad for the game, and stiffs every dealer and cocktail waitress she comes across.

Cammy? Miserable bitch? Stiffing people? AND she played a 4-8? Yeah, she needs a ditch dug for her pronto.

In Vegas now–Bellagio tourney report [Two Plus Two]