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Chopping Lines: Pay to Watch the Yankees Eat Ryan Franklin

2004_06_sMussinapitching.jpg10:05 p.m. New York Yankees (73-56, M. Mussina) at Seattle Mariners (55-74, R. Franklin) Best Line: NY YANKS -195, SEA +190 I don’t know what kind of steroids cock-shot pitcher Ryan Franklin was caught shooting into his ass, but it had to be the wrong kind. What’s the point of juicing up if the drugs make you a pitcher with six wins and eleven losses? Since his 10-game suspension, the juiceless Franklin has dropped his last three and his 6-14 record is killing everybody’s buzz. If you think his sober ass can stop the Yankees tonight than you are on better drugs than all of us and you need to get Franklin to call your guy. Watch for Jason Giambi’s performance against Franklin tonight to finally open people’s eyes to the indisputable fact that HGH is the flat-out best way to go. Sorry about the high price, but the Yankees are the way to go here. BENZAPICK!: YANKS (YTD 5-3)

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