We know most of you are too terrified of ESPN fantasy football writer Scott Engel’s strange looking headshot to even click on his weekly roundup, but luckily for us, we’re brave enough to do so. (We spent the weekend practicing clicking on the page and then prying our eyes away from the photo just so we could get enough information for Monday. We had the same problem when we saw “Mask” the first twelve times.)

· Engel thinks San Francisco wide receiver Brandon Lloyd has some viability in fantasy leagues.
· He thinks Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson may fuck shit up for Priest Holmes owners. Not too much, though.
· He says the Minnesota Vikings offense looks “shaky”. It’s the first game, dude. We know this is just him projecting his anger onto Mike Tice. Not everybody can be Marcus Shenkenberg, Scott.
· He uses the homo-erotic subhead “The Cadillac a Great Ride” in praising Tampa Bay Buc’s running back Carnell “Cadillac” Williams.
· He says the Miami Dolphis aren’t pushovers. Tight End Randy McMichael and running back Ronnie Brown are still good options. McMichael’s fine, but there’s still no reason to believe the Dolphis will put up points like this on a regular basis. Engel’s a retard.
· Engel says Pittsburgh Steelers’ running back Willie Parker could be a mainstay in the Steelers’ offense. Bold statement. What with two over-the-hill yardage and goal line backs in the team’s arsenal, why would they want to use somebody who is actually quick?

But, of course, if you’re not paying for ESPN Insider you always miss this every week…

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