· Handsome John Hansen over at Yahoo Sports says Drew Brees is hitting master chucker status in fantasy football leagues. Does that mean Reche Caldwell’s stock goes up? We drafted that guy. [YahooSports] · Suspiciously named Pittsburgh-Post Gazette writer Ladd K. Biro suggests putting Josh McCown on your list of possible waiver pick-ups. Don’t listen to him–he is evil-looking and appears not to have our best interest in mind. [PittsburghPostGazette] · Todd Davis of the Dallas Morning News is at least a little more sensible with the people he says to pick up–K Jay Feely. Yeah, it makes sense, but can we really get excited over a kicker? These Texans and their horse-envy. [Dallas Morning News] · Yahoo sports now has two guys running stock reports. (We’re assuming Ted Carlson is the NASDAQ and Handsome John Hansen is the NYSE, or vice-versa) and surprisingly it looks eerily similar to Hansen’s. But if two running backs can succeed at Auburn in ‘04, we’re sure this can work just as well. [YahooStockWatch]