Our favorite irascible, rotund poker player Josh Arieh is having a great time at the WSOP. He’s winning! He’s spending some time with his family! He’s being a douche! After winning his second WSOP bracelet last week, Arieh decided it’s time to get some action going on the side and make a thinly veiled Jesus reference about himself.:

I am two weeks into my 6 week stint out here and I’m walking on water. I have some pep in my step and feel good. I just made a sick stupid bet with Daniel, I bet him $500 that I would win another tournament. No, I don?t want more action, but I honestly think I am going to win again. I lasted like 7 hours in a limit holdem tournament today!!!! That is an accomplishment all in itself.

Yes. A huge accomplishment. Quite similar to Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France victory fresh off his recovery from brain cancer. Or rising from the dead. The Calm After the Storm [Josh Arieh] Previously: Josh Arieh: Takes Victory in Stride. Not Really. [Oddjack]