IN THE WAKE OF USC/ND SATURDAY · Matt Leinart is the front-runner in the Heisman Trophy race once again – 3/2 · Rumored new Leinart roommate Nick Lachey will spend the next month getting nothing better than his roomie’s castoff ass – EVEN · A two- or three-loss Notre Dame team will still find a way to get a BCS bowl bid – 4/1 · Notre Dame WR Jeff Samardzija has cemented his status as State Farm Insurance’s Top Sales Performer in the Greater Valparaiso, IN area for 2010 based on cache earned in Saturday’s game – 5/1 LA-LA-LAND ON THE OVER/UNDER · Number of episodes Freddie Prinze, Jr./Brian Austin Green vehicle Freddie will air before it’s permanently shelved – 5 · Number of gossip rag photos printed this week of the starlet belly bulging with the Cruise/Holmes bastard spawn – 8 · Percentage of Doom ticket buyers who still can’t tell the difference between The Rock and Vin Diesel – 33% FUTURES WE GOT FIVE BUCKS ON · What time will the Alaskan moose finally fall to his death from the ledge on which he’s trapped – TUESDAY, 4:45AM TO 4:45PM – 12/1 · Outcome of the Iraqi Constitutional Referendum – GEORGE BUSH DECLARED IRAQI PRESIDENT BY FLORIDA SUPREME COURT – 25/1 · Name New York Times reporter Judith Wilson will finally reveal as her source in the Valerie Plame debacle – SADDAM HUSSEIN – 50/1