Doc’s Sports’ wacked-out columnist and gambling guru Chris “The Impaler” shows us he’s no rube when it comes to betting on NCAA football games–he tells us to stay away from all the big time schools and seek out the best value picks with the more obscure games being played. Impaler says that “Betting “marquee” or television games is a popular Saturday recreational activity for squares and wise guys that causes radical fluctuations in the spread and can turn a sure winner into a sure loser.” Hmm, is he calling us a loser? Probably. He hates us anyway. However, the man knows his stuff. Take for example an excerpt from his breakdown of the EMU Eagles(Whaaa??) and ULL Ragin’ Cajuns(Where???):

This week we turn our attention to Yipslanti, Michigan. This added game opened with the Eagles as a 5-point “chalk” but was quickly bet up to seven by gamblers looking to get on the offensively minded Eagles before the square money takes over Saturday morning. So far the steam is on the Eagles and that makes me like this play even more.

The boy’s sharp, we’ll give him that. Hey, maybe that’s why the call him Impaler? Or maybe his penis is a sword.

Bet for Value: NCAA Football [Doc's Sports]