· Kate Moss withered away a little more this week as the odds of her ever working of Nine.com just became astronomical.

· Hand histories on poker blogs are dull, lifeless, sometimes incomprehensible things to read. That’s why we’re so happy there’s Babelfish.

· Looking, acting, and playing like a true poker neophyte is an art form.

· Before you hit the Belmont, be sure to use this handy guide for all your horsey needs. Unfortunately, we don’t show you how to ride a horse.

· The Arizona Cardinals are favored in Mexico! The Arizona Cardinals are favored in Mexico! And the world stopped.

· We went absolutely apeshit today with football picks.