Uma! Oprah! Or…not. Unfortunately, David Letterman is not a heavy favorite to host the Oscars this year according to Bodog, only getting 15/1 odds to revisit his very awkward appearance he had a few years back. The big favorite is surprisingly SNL-alum and Austin Powers‘ star Mike Myers. A Canadian. (Shiver.) Myers leads the pack at 2/1, and we can only hope that Kanye West gets a gig as a co-host. A great value pick is listed, however, in everybody’s favorite carpet cleaner, Ellen Degeneres who stands at 4/1 odds. Ahead of Degeneres are Robin Williams(please, for the love of God, NO) at 3/1; and last year’s Oscar winning impressionist, Jaimie Foxx also at 3/1. If Foxx hosts, this would result in another year of that whole "Heeey/Hoooo!" routine at which point we’ll slit our throats with a cake knife before we even get to see the interpretive dance routine to the soundtrack of Jarhead. So, we’re praying for Myers or Degeneres–with the money on Ellen. Everybody loves a dancing lesbian. Who Will Host the 2006 Academy Awards? [Bodog]