They’re currently filming High Stakes Poker at the Golden Nugget in Vegas, and Daniel Negreanu just can’t not blog about it. Hell, you’d be talking about it too if you got stuck for almost a quarter mill. Anyway, since we hate hand histories, even from Negreanu, we’ll Babelfish the crap out of it:

“Not too much later I called a small raise from the small blind with pocket 33. The flop came Ad 9d 3d and I checked over to Sammy Farha. He bet $17,000, I made it $50,000 and he went all in for close to $100,000.

I called, and Sammy turned over the Kh Qd. The turn came nothing, but once again, the river came a diamond and I lost another monster pot on the river as a huge favorite.”

Becomes (English to Spanish to English to Spanish to English to Italian to English):

“After not too much called a small blind small increase with pocket 33. The lack has come the warning 9d 3d and has verified over to Sammy Farha. It bet $17,000, I have made $50,000 he and has comprised all the arrests close to $100.000.

I have called and Sammy to has turned the Kh Qd. The return has come nothing, but still, the river has come a diamond and has lost other a pote of the monster in the river like the enormous favorite.”

High Stakes Poker: Day One [FullContactPoker]
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