It’s a stern warning to all Democrats and even to Osama Bin Laden.

Don’t mess with Dick Cheney… or he’ll shoot you in the FACE! But credit to Big “Dick”, reports said the Vice President was very apologetic after the horrifying incident.

Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets. Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney who has long been active in GOP politics in Texas, was rushed to the hospital after the Vice President accidentally(?) shot him in the face and chest when aiming for a quail. [AP via YAHOO News]

Probably Cheney misinformed as to the difference between a lawyer and a quail. Who would have thought a Whittington could look like a bird? Hehe. But how could Bid “Dick” shoot harmless and innocent quails? They’re gorgeous little birds. And their babies are the cutest things ever…. the parents are extremely dedicated and protective.

We hope the old bastard wasn’t hurt too badly to prevent him from giving it to Cheney in a big way. Most people just don’t see big "Dick" being all that apologetic. Democrats have never seen the shooter act with any humility or sorrow. They don’t see a lot of it in him.

One hippie said: “You don’t fucking shoot your hunting buddies with bird shot. It’s idiotic. You don’t just swing your gun around and shoot anything you see in the sky. That just indicates a fucking moron is acting like an asshole. I hope the guy made sure to call him an asshole as he lay bleeding and waiting for medical care.”

Moral lesson: Don’t go hunting with someone you do not trust.

More about Dick Cheney shooting stories on the WEB:

Dick Cheney: The Hunter and Smell of Death [MParent]

Cheney’s Top 10 Excuses [Democrats.com]

Watch out for Dead-eye Dick [Washington Post]