Dumbass Band Names
Ever wonder where do these bands get their names?
We all know that rock stars do the dumbest things. But letting people know how dumb they are with their band names is just taking their dumbass meter to another level.
Here are some of the most stupid band names these idiotic bastards came up with.
System of a Down. What the fuck is ‘’a Down'’ anyway? Jeezuschrist… It must be something REALLY complicated that it needs a fucking system to fix it. Hell, no matterhow they fix it, it’s still down anyway so the hell with it, they just called it ‘’System of a Down.'’
Also, people can’t help likening it to ‘’Syndrome of a Down,'’ like Down Syndrome. People who listen to this band must’ve had mental retardation or something.
Third Eye Blind. What’s the use of having a third eye if it’s fucking blind?!? And why would a complete idiot proclaim his third eye is blind anyway? It’s one thing being a freak of nature, having a third eye and all and another proclaiming you can’t use it anyway.
The Used. Did someone literally used these guys for something? Maybe these guys are handymen. Either that or these guys are all sexually molested that they felt used all their lives and just called their group just that. Egad.
Foo Fighters. Maybe their band name was originally ‘’Kung-Foo Fighters'’ but due to the money it will cost to add four fucking characters in the band name, they just called it ‘’Foo Fighters.'’
Also, it sounds like their battling crap or something. Either that or these guys are always constipated on stage. Maybe they’ll be there if a baby wants to poo.
3 Doors Down. WTF?!? And I thought only Jim Morrison is dead. Ray Manzarek, Robby Krieger and John Densmore are still alive and kicking aren’t they? Either that or two of ‘em had a heart attack or something. Well, old rock stars die like flies anyway so…
Stone Temple Pilots. What the hell is a Stone Temple Pilot? Is it a guy stonin’ himself inside a temple while he was a pilot? Well, their lead singers are always stoned anyway so they should’ve changed it to Stoned Temple Pilots.
Smash Mouth. Sounds like the band wants its audience to hit them or something. Either that or it’s something a caveman would say after hitting his mouth with something. ‘’Hey, ugh, what happened?'’ ‘’Me smash mouth!'’
Barenaked Ladies. These guys are stupid. Heck, they’re not even women for crying out loud. Just thinking these fags bare naked just makes you sick.
That’s it, many thanks to Am I Right for the hilarious submissions.
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30th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
What about Slipknot? That band name sure feels like some kind of shoe lace trick or something.
30th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Yeah, I’ve got another one, what about that stupid band, Story of the Year? Sounds like they’ll tell you one stupid bedtime story or something.
What the hell is their story of the year anyway? It’s hard to understand their story since they always scream and shit.
30th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
how did this story get past me? SOAD, STP, 3EB - I happen to like those bands. And so long as I’m D BOSS no ridicule on my bands ok? D Used and Slipknot are ok, too. You want dumbass band names? How about “Dave Matthews Band”? wait, I like that band, too! JJ how about dumbass MC names?
30th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
dumb ass!
30th, 2006 at 9:52 pm
haha… JJ… what the fuck are you saying about bands… “stupid names” here are stupid names for yah… EMINEM, 50 cent, NELLY… those fucking gift rappers are the ones with stupid names, aka’s or whatever you asshole fuck calls it. Stupidity is a state of the mind in which a person cant understand anything or feels like not to… or again, a deficiency to understand… which you JJ “asshole” Jack can just say or rather type the fucking things you cant understand… this article has a discriminating aspect between Rockers and Rappers alike… dont say you’re listening to LIMP”dick”BIZKIT or maybe you are… dont go “may way” so why did you “JJ Jack” named yourseld “JJ Jack” if you have the answer to that question and “maybe” your stupid can understand why System of a Down is System of a Down… OddJack, the gambling guide huh…
30th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Jeez… And the rock fans retaliates huh. Deicide is it? Everybody is entitled to their own opinion so I’ll just leave it at that. Jeez… I had no idea rock n’ roll fans are so sensitive…
Maybe you should start writing for an anti-rapper site or something.
And no, I don’t discriminate rockers… Just wrote about some stupid band names that happen to be rock bands… Jeez… Where’s all these sensitivity coming from? I think I hit rock fans pretty hard on this story huh?.. Hehe…
I won’t stop ’till I get enough.
P.S. Isn’t Limp Dick Bizkit a rock band? Do they really have “Dick” on their name? Wow, now THAT’s dumber than a dumbass…
30th, 2006 at 10:03 pm
What about Incubus? Seems like these guys spent there entire childhood inside a goddamn incubator… Hehe…
30th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
I got another one, Jimmy Eat World… You can just imagine how fucking fat this guy is. After eating the whole goddamn world and all…
30th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
Nine Inch Nails - One of the most makes-you-wanna-throw-up names in history! Think about it, a guy walking around with Nine Inch Nails! Maybe they saw the movie Edward Scissorhands while deciding name…
30th, 2006 at 10:19 pm
Incubus is actually an evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep. So it has a more perverted meaning than an incubator.
I got this new fave band called the Yeah Yeah Yeahs! totally cool music too.
Personally I got more problems with names like PDiddys or Ne-Yo or all those mispellings for a name. Totally mirrors lack of creativity.
30th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
Finally a SMART comment…
FYI, I don’t hate rock music in general, me and Neo happen to like Disturbed, now THAT’s classic rock music.
I just don’t understand these new variations of rock nowadays… Egad.
Poppy Z, never heard of Ne-Yo though…
30th, 2006 at 10:57 pm
Wheatus - At first when I heard ‘Teenage Dirtbag’ on the radio I thought the DJ said…fetus…ewwww .
31st, 2006 at 12:03 am
I dont see you people starting up any awsumly kool bands with awsumly kool names so you dont have the right to critisise. at least these bands have talent and who the fuck really cares what there called if they can play awsome music.
P.S The Used are ridiculously AWSOME!
31st, 2006 at 12:26 am
So if you don’t care about the names of these bands, why do you comment on a story that talks about that exactly? Hmm…
31st, 2006 at 2:37 am
Rock rules! What else is out there aside from rock that can get people to cheer for you even though you sound like a fucking retard as long as you can scream your lungs out like, “Yeeeaaahhhh-hi-yeeeaaahhh!!!”
31st, 2006 at 5:50 am
That’s really really seriously unfunny stuff. And I don’t even slighly like any of the mentioned bands. Please, please let this be your last attempt at humor.
31st, 2006 at 11:52 am
Seriously…if I see another “OMG CHEMICALLY ROMANTIC USED STORY OF THE YEAR EATS MY WORLD IS LIKE OMG AMAZING.” Please hop off these fucking shit ass bands. And I agree with the name shit. What the fuck is wrong with these emo/scene/screamocore fucking bands and their fucking names. MY LOVE DASHES MY VIENSXOBLIVIONXCORE opens for fucking ASHES OF XLOVEX BURNS MY HEART AND THROWS ME IN EVERBURNINGXFIREXCOREXDEATH. Seriously…AND THE HAIR! STOP! THE! HAIR! STOP IT! Stop. I thought I had seen it all with the current and previous asian fixation with emulating dragon ball Z with their fucking crazy ass hair or black chicks and their fucking wacked out hair….But seriously people. Pasting your whole head of hair in one direction over half your face and making the back stick up and dying it orange and blue IS NOT COOL nor does it in any way “express” annything…or atleast anything I care about. “You dont understand me” or “I am an artist” SHUT THE FUCK UP. Stop. Back to music…You want to listen to rock? Listen to good rock. If you like the heavy stuff… BLS, Metallica, Pantera, Down, Maiden…you get the picture…then do so. You want to listen to mellower shit…there are plenty of perfectly mellow fucking artists that arent faglicious. Skynyrd, the dead, the doors, pearl jam, pete seager, johnny cash. And half the heavy artists…if they are that good…do plently of mellow shit. Alright im done…but stop going to shows, stop glueing your hair, and stop talking about your terrible lives where I have to hear it. Alot of this is very off topic but thatnk you for allowing me to vent. Have a fan fuckintastic day.
Spicoli
2nd, 2006 at 6:36 am
Quote: I had no idea rock n’ roll fans are so sensitive… We’re not that dumb and shallow like you are. Ask yourself, is this all about music? I don’t think so. I think you’ve got a BIG personality DISORDER.
Quote: Maybe you should start writing for an anti-rapper site or something.Why the hell should someone do that? Who do you think you are? I think you’re just one insecure, jealous loser who got stuck in your position.
Quote: Finally a SMART comment… So you’re looking for a smart comment, eh? Why don’t you try reading what you wrote? It’s a summation of dumb ideas and an exhibit of IGNORANCE.
Quote: FYI, I don’t hate rock music in general, me and Neo happen to like Disturbed, now THAT’s classic rock music.A coward, that’s what you are. Why do you eat your fuckin words. You were just bashing rock music and now you’re saying that you don’t hate it? You are one hell of a coward who can’t stand for his own words. And what’s Neo got to do with this? Can’t you stand by your own words alone? INSECURE COWARD! And one thing, Disturbed isn’t even in the Classic rock music section.
Quote: I won’t stop ’till I get enough. Enough of what? Your insecurity is eating you J.J. Jack. Pity on you.
And one more thing, why are the comments moderated? Because you are a REAL COWARD J.J. Jack.
2nd, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Go fuck yourself. I’m just doing my job, now if you have a problem with that go find something else to fuck with. I feel sorry for you.
And yes, I do happen to like Disturbed and some more rock bands that happen to play some real music. Deal with it asshole.
2nd, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Me? Insecure? Insecure of what? Insecure of you getting your FAT ass FINGERED?!?
I don’t think so you stupid sonuvabitch.
10th, 2006 at 3:40 am
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17th, 2006 at 2:01 am
fuck you asshole
17th, 2006 at 2:12 am
FINALLY… I’ve been waiting for another comment for this ever-popular post.
Thank you.
Oh yeah, fuck you too you stupid sonuvabitch… You can join the “stupid i-love-the-rock-bands-jj-bastardized club.”
Jeez… You guys are such morons…
14th, 2006 at 6:28 am
listen dickhead, if all these bands have such shit names and suck so bad, then how come they make more money than you and your whoring mother could ever rake in. People actually RESPECT these people, while you bad mouth off at them sitting in your parents basement, they are out partying with friends. ever heard of them?
i admit some names are pretty shit, but how the fuck does that affect the bands music??? it doesnt.
the simple fact is, if a band is shit at playing, everyone will already know, and we dont need your smartass comments to teach us WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW!
so why dont you go get a fucking job, and do us all a favour by ending this entire smartass act.
maddox kicks your ass anyday of the week, yes even thursdays.
14th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
FUCK YOU.
I’ve never said anything about the band’s music you STUPID SONUVABITCH… All I’m saying is that they have band names that only a retard can come up with so deal with it you asshole…
Next time you comment on my stuff, see to it that YOU ACTUALLY READ MY ARTICLE so you can go and talk about it instead of being such a stupid moronic asshole who is a mere seed of two fucking siblings fucking each other.
Man, you’re so dumb you’re reminding me of someone I know who is as dumbass and fucked-up as you…
FUCK YOU you stupid sonuvabitch. And I do have a job, and that is to continue fucking you up with my oh-so-strong words…
Bitch.
P.S. I don’t have to kick your ass because your dad’s been ramming his cock through it eight times a week, TWICE on Thursdays.
18th, 2006 at 7:32 am
yo j jack off
fuck u
system of a downs a bad ass name, and obviously whats down is alot of partying and hookers, and no, dont say anything about my mum u butt nut, cause my friend uriah would fuck u up…
Network Bomber made some very interesting points about music in general, and how u should stick a dick up your ass
oh…that was me…whoops!
so yer.
go system of a down,
fuck u
cheers
get a job, and at the least a bf (we dont expect much)
18th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID SONUVABITCH.
You’re just another stupid fuck who likes to stay home getting his ass kicked by goddamn heroine.
Tell you what…
Why don’t you go get a job in Walmart or something and maybe, just maybe, you can find someone in there who actually listens to your stupid comments about how J.J. Jack changed the entire face of this so-called ‘’rock music.'’
And oh yeah, after you do that, you can go home and suck your dad’s cock while fucking your mom in the ass.
Bitch.
18th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
if “the used” and “system of a down” is what you guys call rock bands… i’d hate to see what you call britney spears. none of those dumbass bands are rock. they are motherfucking pop. real rock is guns n roses, acdc, slash’s snakepit, led zeppelin, the eagles, metallica, lynyrd skynnyrd, kiss, bls, godsmack, motley crue, aerosmith, ect. spicoili i agree with you 100%. these bands are shit, and these posers are pathetic. seriously get to know good music before i bitch slap all you damn motherfuckers and your ohxsoxemox artists. the used and mcr are the same as n sync and bsb they just have black hair and nails and white foundation. they are pathetic, what have they done to today’s kids????
18th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
My sentiments exactly. Thank you man. Someone FINALLY saw the light. Whew! (And I thought rock was hopeless…)
19th, 2006 at 5:52 am
jj jack
how funny are you…u are a real piece of dog shit commenting about MY parents, considering how YOUR parents must have taken alot in the ass to shit u out.
system of a down once said ” rock is not that of the artist, but that of the listener”. U musta been listening to yo sick ass mumma fuckin the mail man to have a brain like yours…
please do us a great favour and stop the incest…that shit is nazzty.
so yer..
fuck u
grab a sub
fuck your mum
im out
19th, 2006 at 7:36 am
Hey, RETARD…
Do I look like I FUCKING care about what the FUCK your STUPID FUCKS say about their FUCKING music they call FUCKING rock?
Hell no.
I couldn’t care less about System of a Down, The Used, Story of the Year or any of those stupid retards with the audacity to call themselves rock bands.
Jeez…
You’re as dumb FUCK as this guy I know… Both of you have siblings as parents.
P.S. I apologize, it wasn’t YOU who FUCKED your mom in the ass… IT WAS ME and she took it in the ass like a pro. She liked it too…
Bitch.
20th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Everyone whos insulting this immature peice of shit dont worry, dont sink to his level.
If all he can do is draw out come backs like “errr i fucked your mom!!” and insult everything else around him, let him go!! Its actually pretty funny the things he says, with no basic of facts or common sense suddenly and preditably he says ” ERRR GO FUCK YOUR DAD!!”
which makes me wonder, anyone at his AGE who owns and updates their internet site must have a pretty fucking boring life. kinda feel bad for him, hes going to die soon and all thats left of him is annoying memories in 15 year olds minds.
…..LOL
p.s. i bet you he’ll reply with yet another JEEZ, SONOVABITCH or FUCK YOUR MUM IN THE ASS comments.
have a nice life jack off, oh! looks like you wont be!
20th, 2006 at 9:05 am
OMG i think this dude got it perfectly, he burn’t you so fucking good.
Quote: I had no idea rock n’ roll fans are so sensitive… We’re not that dumb and shallow like you are. Ask yourself, is this all about music? I don’t think so. I think you’ve got a BIG personality DISORDER.
Quote: Maybe you should start writing for an anti-rapper site or something.Why the hell should someone do that? Who do you think you are? I think you’re just one insecure, jealous loser who got stuck in your position.
Quote: Finally a SMART comment… So you’re looking for a smart comment, eh? Why don’t you try reading what you wrote? It’s a summation of dumb ideas and an exhibit of IGNORANCE.
Quote: FYI, I don’t hate rock music in general, me and Neo happen to like Disturbed, now THAT’s classic rock music.A coward, that’s what you are. Why do you eat your fuckin words. You were just bashing rock music and now you’re saying that you don’t hate it? You are one hell of a coward who can’t stand for his own words. And what’s Neo got to do with this? Can’t you stand by your own words alone? INSECURE COWARD! And one thing, Disturbed isn’t even in the Classic rock music section.
Quote: I won’t stop ’till I get enough. Enough of what? Your insecurity is eating you J.J. Jack. Pity on you.
And one more thing, why are the comments moderated? Because you are a REAL COWARD J.J. Jack.
If you repeat the shit you dribble on with, surely i can this.
21st, 2006 at 6:39 am
Yeah, did that guy got me good? Or you’re just a sad piece of trash like him?
He he…
You know what, why don’t you TWO just go find another site to read, add your dumbass stupid comments and then fuck each other missionary or doggy-style, I don’t really give a flying fuck.
That way, I won’t have to accuse you of fucking your dad in the ass… (Oops… Did it again… Sorry, forza’ habit…)
I can tell that you guys are pretty pissed at good ‘ol J.J. Jack right now… He he… Well, why don’t you come by the office and do something about it (I know you know where…) and then we’ll see who’s the fucking coward you stupid sonsabitches…
Oh yeah, YOU DO STILL FUCK YER MOM IN THE ASS… (After taking my long hard dick like a pro of course…)
Bitch.
21st, 2006 at 3:15 pm
okay you guys are all pathetic. ” i fucked your mom” ” i fucked your dad” give me 3 good reasons why the motherfucking swears are always capatalized! seriously grow the fuck up you god damned idiots. “My sentiments exactly. Thank you man. Someone FINALLY saw the light. Whew! (And I thought rock was hopeless…)” i did that to express my opinion. i help no one. i’m neutral in this situation okay?. there is no hope for today’s rock unless chinese democracy comes out. most of today’s supposively called “rock” is the used and mcr. yeah they are soo rock. my god i just want to take a sharp ended pipe and put it through all those posers heads. i also hate soad. end of story. they suck to me. why the hell are you moronic bastards talking about fucking each other’s family members? actually i don’t blame any of you guys. if i were as dense in the head as you assholes are, i’d probably go around saying ” go fuck your mom and dad” thinking it was the ultimate comeback too. and j jack stop with the “fuck” being between every two words. this is what you are like with the fuck word. . ” like fuck i fucking hate you, go FUCK yourself fucking idiot. i like the word fuck so much i think i’ll say fuck all day… fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck ( 3 hours later) fuck fuck, fuck… you get my point? it makes you look like a 3year old who just learned his first word which was fuckturns out that you all are brainwashed along with those teenybopping posers. my god. what is this shitty music doing to all the people? am i the only one here who likes real rock and no shit like soad and mcr? guns n roses will kick their asses anyday. oh, and soad4evr you insulted jjack first so either inhale or suck up that shit okay? you deserved it. if someone insulted me i’d fire back. you were just looking for a fight.
kiss my ass you bastards. you all know nothing about real rock.
21st, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Well… I don’t have any beef with you but since you mentioned my name…
Maybe you’re right, maybe I use FUCK a whole lot more than I should but it is mainly because of those idiots who deserve nothing more but my fucking retaliation so just leave the FUCK out of it…
You said it best, if someone talks to me like that, you better expect me to come firing back and NO ONE, not even you, can stop me from doing so.
If these guys were smart enough to just read the FUCKING (Oops… Did it again…) article and leave it as that knowing that it’s only the FUCKING (Oops… There it is again, how about that…) opinion of the one who wrote it then there’s no need for retaliation.
These guys are FUCKED UP retards, that’s why I’m here to keep screwing their heads up.
And oh yeah, I don’t need any help from you or from anyone. So why should I care whose side you are on. Quite frankly, I don’t give a flying fuck. There’s one thing we do agree on, those bands you mentioned are REAL POSERS… I guess we can toast to that…
Other than that, I’ll tell you to go find another site if you don’t like what you read here in my world…
21st, 2006 at 8:48 pm
i do think this site is okay. i like watching posers being posers.”My sentiments exactly. Thank you man. Someone FINALLY saw the light. Whew! (And I thought rock was hopeless…)” you said thank you to me and i thought that was as in “thanks for helping me by agreeing that these bands are posers”. so i said i help no one. and i do as a matter of fact,igivea rats ass which side i’m on. “and NO ONE, not even you, can stop me from doing so.” did i say that i wanted to stop you and soadfan from fighting? fuck no. actually soadfan deserved to have you fire at him/her.
21st, 2006 at 9:07 pm
No, all I was thankful for was finding someone who actually listens to rock and not be as dumbass as these guys…
Jeez…
And about the fighting, hell, I enjoy it. It’s nice seeing how LOW these assholes are and how fucking sensitive they get whenever you talk down their beloved rock bands, if you can call them that…
Sheesh… It’s so FUCKING (Sorry, can’t help it…) pathetic…
22nd, 2006 at 4:20 am
[…] System Of A Down (what a funny name…) is one of the latest bands to NOT break up. There’s been a plethora of gossip saying that the group’s upcoming spot on the Ozzfest tour will be full of farewell performances, but guitarist Daron Malakian has denied that a permanent split is in the works. […]
22nd, 2006 at 3:20 pm
‘And about the fighting, hell, I enjoy it. It’s nice seeing how LOW these assholes are and how fucking sensitive they get whenever you talk down their beloved rock bands, if you can call them that…” yeah, i guess it is nice to see all these idiots whine about their gay pop bands.
22nd, 2006 at 11:06 pm
Amen to that brotha’ hehe…
26th, 2006 at 5:34 am
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1st, 2006 at 5:55 am
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8th, 2006 at 4:26 am
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14th, 2006 at 6:32 am
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21st, 2006 at 4:56 am
listen mate ..right all that bull shit that was said on the page previous is as i have just said BULLSHIT..you are no doubt a fucking glow stick wavin dummy sucking arse fucking cock jockey who thinks that music should be made on turn-tables and using samoles over and over on a continuous loop.get some fucking taste in music mate your the kind of person that actually deserves to be lined up against a wall and shot in the fucking face……fucking prick.
p.s. if you think i am being cowardist by puttin my response to this shit over the net then you can tell me by mailing me my names jef blezard and my email address is prisonsux@hotmail.com
21st, 2006 at 4:59 am
He he… Do I look like I give a flying fuck about what retards like you think? NO.
So you can just keep reading my stuff and keep screwing yourself…
1st, 2006 at 10:52 pm
j.j. were you abused as a child? it’s great that you don’t care what others think about what you write, really - i wouldn’t either but when you can’t support your opinions with logical reasoning, it’s pointless … and well, stupid. seriously, start putting thought into what you write and you may get some people who can actually agree with it and come back to see what else you’ve written. but don’t attack me now - that’s just my opinion. I, personally, think you have no talent for writting (at least when it comes to this kind of thing) and can only attack band names … it’s quite pathetic really. System of a Down is a political band - what do you think it means. it’s doesnt take someone who accually listens to their music to figure that out. and as for STP, 3 doors down, and third eye blind thats a whole nother story. i could go on forever but you’re not wanting to sit there and listen to my ridicule. Maybe you could accually do some research and learn about what your talking about. it really makes you look like an idiot when you think you know but you don’t. and thats why i think you have no talent for writting.
2nd, 2006 at 9:54 pm
Listen, I don’t have to support anything because they’re only DUMB BAND NAMES for crying out loud.
And i couldn’t care less what System of a Down means either… Sheesh… You on crack or something?..
3rd, 2006 at 6:54 pm
how old are you? 12? what a come back. you’re right they are only “dumb band names” but my problem was that you don’t know what you’re talking about. it’s funny to me, really. a joke. and like i said - everyone has a right to their own opinion so don’t critisize me, you certainly put you’res out there.
23rd, 2006 at 11:03 pm
this is such a pathetic thread