Yep, apparently, the fag… er… ‘’sexually confu…'’ er… ‘’homosexual'’ is bored.

And boy, if a homo like Elton John is bored then you must know better and get the hell outta’ his sights. Especially your tight little butt hole. He he…

Yep, Elton John is bored. And now, he has announced that he is planning to record… get this, a hip-hop album. Jeez… It’s like hearing Pamela Anderson say she’ll be keeping her top on. Possible but highly unlikely.

Mr. Broadway, Sir Elton John himself, hopes to do a hip-hop album and collaborate with the top stars of the rap industry today. Guys like Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West and of course, his favorite, which happens to be a self-confessed homophobic, well, in his songs at least, Eminem.

Well, his FIRST and ONLY experience with rap is his unforgettable performance with Eminem when they sang ‘’Stan'’ at the 2001 Grammy Awards. Since then, he just can’t stop talking about Mr. Slim Shady.

‘’From the start, I’ve always admired Eminem’s thinking,'’ Elton John said.

‘’That’s the reason I wanted to appear on the Grammys with him when I was asked, despite all the nonsense talked about his being homophobic.'’

‘’Let the Boy Georges and the George Michaels of the world get up in a twist about it if they don’t have the intelligence to see his intelligence.'’

Um… NEWS FLASH sir, Eminem is not gay. He he…

When asked about his plans to do a hip-hop album, (a hip-hop album from Elton John? Jeezuschrist, who would wanna’ buy THAT shit?) Elton John had this to say.

‘’I want to bring my songs and melodies to hip-hop beats. It may be a disaster, it could be fantastic, but you don’t know until you try.'’

Well, you don’t know just how far rap enthusiasts can shove that hip-hop album of yours up your ass and trust me, you don’t wanna’ know.

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