Introducing The OddJack Team…
It’s been a long time coming.
Yup, the OddJack team has finally arrived.
We are here dedicated to give ya’ll the most obscure news in our world as well as the latest on what’s happening in the world of sports, poker, casino and Hollywood.
We’ve been here for a while and it’s only now that we decided to come out of the woodwork.
I’ll be introducing you the team one by one, are you ready?
Of course, I’m J.J. Jack, the group’s ”Rated R” member. Why ”Rated R?” Well, if you’ve been reading my stuff lately, then you know why I’m ”Rated R.”
Agent Neo is the official man of the group for international stuff.
This guy digs soccer (although I don’t know why he digs it) and keeps an eye on what’s happening beyond the States.
Neo also has a whole bunch of David Beckham jerseys.
Although he can’t seem to get Beckham’s mo hawk once.
Sure glad Neo’s mo hawk phase is over. What Neo has now is this goodie-Constantine look. And yes, he is a huge fan of the Matrix Trilogy.
Mullen is one tough dude who is the very epitome of a poker player.
Heck, this guy is so good at poker that he can make you fold your straight flush with a simple blank stare right between your eyes.
Mullen also knows a lot of card tricks that will make David Blaine blush.
Definitely the guy you wanna bring with you in a poker table.
Time to bring home the Benjamins! Hah!
Poppy Z is one of two femme fatales here in OJ.
She is an entertainment junkie, if there’s such thing as that.
If there’s a press conference or something by ANY celebrity in Hollywood, Poppy Z is right there, front and center.
She likes to gossip, a lot!
And if there’s a rumor brewing deep in the heart of Hollywood, you can bet that you will hear it from her the following day.
And the day after.
Picaresque is the second of only two females in the OddJack crew.
I guess you can say that she is that dark enigma of our group.
She likes to dress up like a vampire and I tell you, she can suck the life out of you whenever you get to read her stuff.
And I meant that in a good way.
Just don’t comment on the way she dresses up.
One thing’s for sure though, black is her color of choice.
(Laughs)
Max Cohen is our guy who is somewhat trapped in the Elvis era.
If there’s one thing I can say about Max, it would have to be the endless stuff he can do with his hair.
Hell, wearing your hair high like that sure takes a lot out of you.
Oh yeah, Max sure loves geeky and weird stuff. Geekness and weirdness are not bed partners but Max gets away with it.
Amazing.
And finally, the man who made all this possible is our boss, Bigboss OddJack.
He sure has an eye for odd stuff and is the official gambler of our crew.
Hell, he’s so good in gambling that you might think he has Nostradamus on his payroll.
He is also a cigar aficionado and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him without a cigar in his mouth. Bigboss OddJack was born clutching a cigar. Heck, he sleeps while smoking one.
There you have it, this is the official OddJack team. You have to be one heckuva blogger to be an OJ member, and I’m sure proud to be one.
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March 8th, 2006 at 8:31 pm
Is J.J. Jack Brokeback too? I certainly hope so…
March 8th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
I’m straight…
March 9th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
J.J. Jack is totally gay. That’s the only rationale for his thoughtless use of the words “faggot” whenever he can. His humor stems from deep-seated sexual issues–none more telling then the fact that he’s a flaming ‘mo. And my guess is he’s a total bottom. The bigger asshole the person is usually indicates how wide the asshole. Bet you could throw bowling balls inside that thing…
March 9th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
What the hell is a total bottom anyway? Hey dude, no offense but I’m sure glad you can jam bowling balls up your ass and STILL shit at the same time. Congratulations. Oh by the way, I love faggots… Ya’ll can surely give one heckuva blowjob…
March 9th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Right on JJ! Hey, I love the queer too! You can get them to buy you stuff and shit. Haha! I surely wanna meet BOTH of these ”Gay Guys.” Wanna go brokeback on me fags?
March 9th, 2006 at 8:53 pm
Jeez… I hate faggots… Just magine all that weird stuff they do… (Think Michael Jackson…)
March 10th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Wow. Brilliant. Were you nursed on lead paint? Did your parents make you crap in the kitchen sink?
How many times have you fingered your own asshole, J.J.? I’m assuming you’re doing it right now. It’s obvious you’re not following sports or gambling, for that matter. I hope Gawker’s proud of themselves for hiring someone so alarmingly homophobic and flat out moronic.
March 13th, 2006 at 7:04 am
what da hells the deal wit jjjack n fags nway? who da hell is jjjack nway? who are u people??? whatever.
March 22nd, 2006 at 1:11 am
I just fucked ANOTHER GAY GUY in the ass and damn… That guy is a tight ass…