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It is Your Right to Get a Blow Job

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Blow job, oral sex, whatever you want to call it, it is your right to get a blow job, and this is according to the great state of California.

According to the California Supreme Court, a 22-year-old Californian man who received oral sex from a 16-year-old girl (drool) who probably was just one of those school girls (drool) taking a break from the campus, should not be forced to register for life as a sex offender.

Vincent Hofsheier was denied equal protection under the law because according to the law, those having intercourse in such circumstances is NOT a sex offender.

Yeah, baby! It is our right to get a blow job from these silly teenagers. Hah!

The state’s top court found that California denied Vincent Hofsheier equal protection under the law because those having intercourse in such circumstances would not be forced to register as lifetime sex offenders.Yahoo News

The court ruled, ”Requiring mandatory lifetime registration of all persons who, like defendant here, were convicted of voluntary oral copulation with a minor of the age of 16 or 17, but not of someone convicted of voluntary sexual intercourse with a minor of the same age, violates the equal protection clauses of the federal and state Constitutions.”

See, now I know I can at least get a blow job from this young (very young) school girl (drool) I’m seeing in Utah without the fear of being accused as a sex offender. Mormons are stupid anyway.

I’m just having oral sex! Get with the program!

U.S. law on oral sex has evolved over the years. In 1975, oral sex between consenting adults was decriminalized in California. Today, in 38 of the 50 U.S. states consensual sex with a 16- or 17-year old is legal.

You gotta’ love America baby.

Go and ask for a blow job in a school fair today.

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6 Responses to “It is Your Right to Get a Blow Job”

  • Syndc8 Says:

    It’s only until now that I really want to exercise my constitutional rights…

  • The Gay Guy Says:

    I love giving blow jobs, especially to someone who can go all night long… Homophobics beware! Once I do you, you’ll start looking for more hot and juicy homosexual ass! True that!

  • Someone Who Wnats To know Says:

    I’d like to know where that BJ picture is from. I’d sure like to see the whole set.

  • Marlboro Man Says:

    Tell ya one thing… That picture came from somebody’s girlfriend’s secret video collection. Hopefully not your girl…

  • mike Says:

    You Gotta Love America? i do love my country but as far as sex goes we are the most prudish of countries and have some of the strictest laws. only strict arabic countries have a moor prudish view than we do.

  • Afflixxxion Says:

    How did this even get to court? Obviously they got sprung…? Parents catch them? Does this sort of thing (kids fooling around) not happen EVERY DAY?

    Perhaps if more Americans voted your law makers would be more representative of the general population, instead of all being Bible-bashing authoritarians.

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