Oh yeah, before anything else, lemme’ just introduce myself.

This here is Syndc8, OddJack’s official man in charge of finance. Aside from dealing drugs and pissing people off who just plain irritate us, we sure have a lot of financial stuff  to take care of and there’s where I come in.

On that note, let me tell you what this asshole did to me recently.

FreePicks.com is up for  grabs, I thought I was one of the few into this auction of a primo real estate domain name - and I seriously thought  my max bid of ten large is a lock.

Lo and behold, some jackass had bigger wads and sure enough I’ve been outbid.

Not that I’m bitching about it or anything but, the site says FreePicks.com for crying out loud, and who better to have that domain name than OddJack? Jeezuschrist, we are the NO.1 SPORTS BETTING HANDICAPPER at SEDGECOURT and our picks service is free - doesn’t that make us the rightful heir to this "FREEPICKS" domain name?

So tell me, (Whoever the fuck you are…) what would you do with that domain name? Post all the photographs of your rock band that sucks like a fucking leech? Don’t tell me you’ll post the crappiest things you did in a day and then tell us you’ll repeat them all over again tomorrow. Oh I see, you probably run a handicapping pay service with 1-800-#s and 1-900#s and you GOTY’s and why you are the best kept secret..

If OddJack got that domain, then our readers would have easy bets to make because of our ‘’right-on-the-money'’ sports betting picks and tips.  It doesn’t matter what sport (football, baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer, f1, boxing…) Heck, we’re so good it’s unreal. And no, Nostradamus is not a blood relative nor works for us.

So I guess the viewing public online would have to contend with you giving crappy shit (I intended to be redundant there…) everywhere on the site eh? I know, I know, we went through the same thing here in OJ but unlike those fucked-up retards who outbid me, OddJack is better than ever.

I almost feel sorry for the domain name.

But hey, there’s still a glimmer of hope for all ya’ll sports bettors thirsting for more of our picks. Since this auction is still open - why not drive the price of this domain name by joining the bidding war - make this stupid sonuvabitch pay - you can rest assured we will continue the free flow of Benjamins because of our betting tips.

You gotta believe that. We will be so fucking awesome that bookies online would have to watch out for good ‘ol OddJack.