Yeah baby, Super Bowl XL is almost here!

The proverbial ‘NFL Final Four’ namely, the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Denver Broncos, the Carolina Panthers and the Seattle Seahawks will go at it in the Conference Finals to see who will advance to the biggest and grandest stage in all of football, the Super Bowl.

(Boo!)

Well, if this year’s edition of the Super Bowl is not your thing, (I know I am since the Oakland Raiders didn’t even made it to the playoffs and New England got unceremoniously booted out by Denver), then you can still look forward to Lingerie Bowl III.

That’s half-naked girls in probably the biggest catfight of the year, and if that doesn’t make you watch some pigskin action on February, then I don’t know what will.

Unless you’re a loyal tennis fan of course. (Ugh!)

If you’re tired of a boy band star yanking off some chick’s top or teaming up with some country singer for a series of patriotic anthems and bubblegum-pop love hits, then you’ll dig this year’s halftime show of the Super Bowl.

A tournament of tantalizing lingerie-clad female athletes battling it out in the dirt will be this year’s halftime show and you gotta love that concept fo’ sho!’

For one, the event has expanded. Now emblazoned with a catchy title, the newly formed LFL will be the sexiest acronym in your vocabulary. The Lingerie Football League, enters its freshman season as a ‘league’ with four teams for 2006, two-up from last year’s two sides battling it out at the ‘bowl.’ If all goes well, and we’d bet the farm that it will, the LFL may double its roster yet again for 2007.

Amen to that especially if lame-ass teams like this year’s final four will make it again all the way to the Super Bowl. Thank you God for that li’l sexy anatomy we men call ‘woman.’

Sack a lingerie model? Yup and get $10,000! Too geeky to sack a lingerie model? No prob, get $2,500. [Bodog]