Whaddaya’ know, Eva’s here!

Yup, Eva Longoria is included in our ‘’Top Ten Sexiest Cheerleaders'’ Part 3. Although Eva Longoria is nowhere close from being a cheerleader, she’s being boned by Tony Parker anyway, making her a real Spurs girl than ANY other Spurs cheerleader.

More on Eva later.

Right now, it’s time to feature those gorgeous babes shaking their booty for the defending NBA Champions, San Antonio Spurs. Watching the Spurs may indeed be boring as hell but watching these dancers surely won’t.

So far our ‘’Top Ten Sexiest Cheerleaders'’ list looks like this.

10. Pacemates

9. Cavalier Girls

So without further ado, here are those femme fatales dancing for those Spurs, femme fatales prettier than Popovich’s new haircut. (Anything is prettier than Popovich’s haircut anyway so…)

Here are the Silver Dancers at no.8.

First up is Melissa. She resides in Friendswood, Texas and is a student and a teacher all at the same time. A dance teacher at that.

Melissa confesses that she would want to become a real estate broker someday. However, that fails in comparison to her longtime goal. She said that she plans to marry ‘’the man of my dreams and raise a loving and happy family.'’

C’mon, how cheesy is that?!?

Melissa is also into dancing, talking with friends and shopping, what a surprise…

Next up, we have Kimberly, a loyal resident of San Antonio, Texas. 

Like her Silver Dancer teammate Melissa, Kimberly is also a student and a dance instructor.

She is planning to have her very own studio and become a successful dance instructor someday.

Surprisingly, she wants to get J.J. Jack to bed… Er… To be happily married with two kids. (Don’t worry Kimberly, me and your sweet pussy will be together soon…)

Finally, it’s time to talk about that pussy Tony Parker’s been busy banging.

Here’s Eva Longoria, the red-hot ‘’Desperate Housewife'’ who’s been appearing to every Spurs game lately, making both Spike Lee and Jack Nicholson look bad.

Recently named one of People’s ‘’50 Most Beautiful'’ and the ‘’No.1 Hottest Woman in the World'’ on Maxim’s 2005 annual ‘’Hot 100′’ list, Eva Longoria was also voted by Variety as one of the ‘’Ten New Faces to Watch,'’ Rolling Stone’s ‘’People of the Year,'’ USA Today’s ‘’TV’s Hot11′’ and TV Guide’s ‘’New Faces of Fall.'’

Maybe she’s the reason why Tony Parker’s been playing out of his mind lately, earning him an All-Star spot in the NBA All-Star Game this year.

Tony Parker’s been playing on the court the way he plays with Eva in the bedroom, he’s ‘’taking it inside.'’

Hard.

There you have it, part 3 of OddJack’s ‘’Top Ten Sexiest Cheerleaders.'’ Keep it glued on these pages because there’s a whole lot more cheerleader booty to talk about.

[Tony Parker’s been playing awesome, maybe because of Eva Longoria. On that note, can Eva Longoria lead the San Antonio Spurs to a successful NBA title defense? Bodog has the odds, log on and check ‘em out now.]