Sinead O’Connor just called and she wants her, uhm, baldness back from Britney Spears.

Oh my, has the poptart diva finally cracked? It’s all over the blogospere and even on CNN that Brit went nuts in a salon and shaved her head bald helself. Yes, herself. That’s after the salon owner refused to do it.

The madness didn’t end there. Brit next paraded her new do, or the lack of it, in a tattoo place and inked not one but two tattoos on her hip and wrist. When dudes there asked her why the new look? She just said, “I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me!”

All these after hearing of checking in at a rehab and failing to finish her program, losing her assistant of nine years, Felicia Culotta, and losing her new boyfriend before losing her good-for-nothing husband.

And you thought Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of a breakdown. Turns out doing time in Wonderland isn’t so bad at all.

A day later, her manager and publicist still couldn’t be reached for comments. They’re probably locked up in a broiler room somewhere shooting ideas on how to make all of it go away. I am personally watching how they spin this story into something like: ‘Oh Brit just wanted to go for a new look, y’all!’ or ‘She’s really going for the shock factor!’

So what’s really going on inside that bald head of hers is anybody’s guessing game at this point. We would expect Britney to be finally walking a straight path after filing a divorce and working on her new album. But all these bad press is really throwing us off our seats.

Is Kevin Federline really such a loss to her that she’s making a wreck of herself. Really, these stunts make K-Fed and her ex-BFF Paris Hilton the sane parties. I mean, at least K-Fed’s considering a job at Taco Bell.

Now, the latest is, the salon, in which Britney Spears shaved her own head bald, is trying to sell the hair on Ebay with the starting bid at a mere ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Even Golden Palace Casino won’t pay that much to add the specimen in their weird collection of trash celebrities throw into their garbage bin and scoured by a crazier population at the bottom of the entertainment food chain.

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