Don’t worry, these sick fucks still are pathetic. The only difference now is, these guys finally have a win for their pathetic campaign.

Just when we thought the Miami Dolphins will go winless this 2007-08 NFL football season, they finally won one right there on their very own shithole dubbed by many Americans as ‘’Miami.'’

Yep, unfortunately for the Ravens, they will now be known as the stupid assholes who gave the Miami Dolphins their very first win of the season, denying us of the irony of Miami going winless this season while the New England Patriots finish their campaign by matching the perfect stand set by the Dolphins’ 1972 counterparts.

22-16 was the final score as the Miami Dolphins scored a game-winning 64-yard touchdown in overtime to beat the stunned Baltimore Ravens. Greg Camarillo turned what would’ve been a short completion into a long 64-yarder to gave their remaining faithful fans something to finally smile about.

‘’I'm just glad no one is going to be talking about the winless season,'’ Greg Camarillo said after making just his fourth catch all season. ‘’We got a win to get the monkey off our back.'’

Camarillo forgot to thank Baltimore Ravens kicker Matt Stover, who missed what should’ve been a very makeable 44-yard field goal, setting up Miami’s game-winning touchdown three plays later.

And as you would expect, the Miami Dolphins were celebrating like stupid retards. Hey, I don’t blame them. This is after all, their FIRST WIN of the season. Vonnie Holliday for instance, just can’t stop talking about Camarillo’s game-winning touchdown and maybe we’ll never hear the end of it from these sick fucks from Miami.

‘’It was like watching one of those plays in slow motion, and it’s the Super Bowl and the miraculous catch and all those things,'’ Vonnie Holliday said. ‘’It was up there like that for us. Maybe not for everybody else, but for us it was up there with all those great catches, Dwight Clark and all those guys.'’

The FISH have the Patriots next. There’s no way these retards can win two games in a row. Expect the Patriots to bring them back to reality.

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