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Miss Japan Thinks the 2007 Miss Universe Pageant Is a Parade for Hookers

Am I the only one surprised there’s still a Miss Universe pageant in this day and age?

Some 100 contestants representing their countries in a bid to calim the title as the Queen of the Universe, and what do they achieve along with the crown? World peace? Not really, just more reason for Donald Trump to whore himself in the media.

One teeny-weeny interesting note may be is that this year’s contest begins with a controversy.

MIss USAMiss Sweden Isabel Lestapier Winqvist has dropped out of the competition because Swedes say the Miss Universe competition is degrading to women and weighed down by scandals.

The “modern” beauty contests in Sweden has no swimsuit competition in an attempt to switch the focus to intelligence and education. Oh and beuty queens can pose on FHM, too, if they so like.

The Miss Universe, on the other hand, is judged solely on an interview and swimsuit and evening gown competitions. The process has been the same since it starte din 1961. Because, well, the queen of the universe should know how to wear that swimwear, right? We can’t have some fat-ass representing us to negotiate with the Klingons.

But seriously, how many of you still watch the live telecast beamed all over the world (and we presume the universe) to see who will be crowned as the new Miss Universe? Hell, I don’t even remember who won last year, or the other year. I don’t even know who Miss America is!

Is it that drunken bitch that Trump saved from being slaughtered and given a second chance? I wouldn’t even have noticed her if not for Rosie O’Donnel’s big mouth. And oh yeah, she was so last year.

I just have one question: In a time when women have taken over big companies and ruled over countries, why is the job for Miss Universe still given to half-witted skinny women parading in their swimsuits? And there not even a pool onstage! Because, really, if you want to be politically correct here, Oprah should be in the running for Ms. Universe!

Meanwhile, Miss Japan even takes the competition to another level by wearing a modified but unflattering oiran costume in the pre-competition, you know that national dress worn by top-class prostitutes. Wait, but was she sending some kinda signal here?

[Bet Us sports book 2007 Miss Universe odds says Miss Venezuela will win. Bet on your own picks today.]

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4 Responses to “Miss Japan Thinks the 2007 Miss Universe Pageant Is a Parade for Hookers”

  • Isabel Lestapier Winqvist quits as Miss Sweden » Right Celebrity Says:

    [...] What is degrading to women is someone telling you what you cannot do because you have a beautiful body. If you have a sexy body like Miss Sweden, what is there to be ashamed about? Use it or lose it. Modern feelings about sexuality have no barriers anymore. You can be a oil company executive or a porn star. Or yes, even a Miss Universe contestant. It is your choice. Meanwhile Miss Japan called the Miss Universe Pageant a parade for hookers. [...]

  • Horse Racing Tips Says:

    Damn, and MISS JAPAN is declared the winner of the 2007 Miss Universe pageant? gosh, I don’t bet on these beauty contests and you pick out MISS JAPAN like that and I did not bet her? damn! I could’ve made some quick buck on this Miss Universe betting Odds.

  • Perfect Diamond Says:

    Off course you must be an idiot if you don’t like to see women competing for their brains, body figure and glamour. Miss Universe is about HIV/AIDS awareness and an entertainment for the gays, women, lesbians and even men of all ages. It has been a tradition of our Planet Earth to crown the most beautiful women in the World, Earth and The Universe.

    Miss Earth is about promoting environmental awareness and conciosuness. Miss International is about the rights of children to education, shelter, food and above all things family and love from society and people like you so don’t judge if you don’t know what are you judging. Miss World is about beauty with a purpose and various charities.

    Howeve there are pageants that looks for models and actress. I mean this is how the world’s work and don’t tell you are still a virgin and you don’t like sex? Beauty pageant can be anyone including you and you will be judge according to your actions and this beauty pageants are created in good faith. It just depends on what kind of winners they will come up with wether they make a difference or they will be forgotten when the next one is crowned.

  • leroy Says:

    I think Ayaka Koyonagi has a good chance of winning the 2009 Miss Japan Universe contest. She has the looks and the personality
    http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/miss-universe-japan-2009-finalists/

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