I’m sure you’re all agog to realize that OJ hasn’t mention Paris Hilton going to jail in the past week. I can’t believe it either that JJ Jack missed this latest scandal on his favorite skanky hoe.

Well, jail-bound Ms. Hilton isn’t giving up her Prada without a fight. The heiress, or rather he faithful lawyers, has filed an appeal to overturn the 45-day jail sentence for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case bestowed to her by a California judge a few days ago.

Paris is sticking by her story that her publicist Eliot Mintz informed her it’s okay to drive to and from work even with her license suspended and indignanly calls the sentence as “both cruel and unwarranted”.

My question is: where exactly is that work place? I reckon it’s the hot nightclub strip where she drinks, pukes, and shows off her underpants every night.

BTW, Mintz got sacked for misinforming our poor little victim. But a day later all parties announce that all’s well in paradise.

Aside from the appeal, Paris has lodged a campaign to keep her ass from ever touching that icky bunker bed in prison. On her MySpace blog, she urged fans to join her in a desperate plea to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail.

A clearly deluded superfan started the Free Paris Hilton petition, which in part says: “We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn’t go to jail, either.”

Yeah, she should have been sober. But she wasn’t was she? Then she was caught speeding minus her driving license not once, but TWICE! So she wants us to believe she was unaware she’s not allowed to drive, much more overspeed, without her license?

Sorry Paris, but being chronically dumb does not excuse one from following the law. Just think of it as an opportunity for a special season of A Simple Life.

[I see no props yet, but I'm sure the ingenuous oddsmakers at Bodog will want you to bet if Paris Hilton will go to jail soon. So hold on to those betting greenbacks for now.]