To say that Quentin Tarantino was in the WRONG place at the WRONG time could very well be an understatement.

Yep, Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino, (who I really admire now because of his unparalleled lust for violence…) for some reason, decided to visit the Philippines last Wednesday and meet the country’s president, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

Apparently, the Philippines’ president was due to award Tarantino with some kind of award for the movies the incomparable Hollywood genius came up with like Pulp Fiction and of course, Kill Bill, movies president Arroyo probably hasn’t even seen or heard about in her life.

Quentin Tarantino, probably looking forward to get this thing with the Philippine president over with and get back on a plane back to the U.S. soon, was on his way to the Malacanang Palace (that’s where the Philippines keep its presidents…) when he saw the flood waters of the country engulfing the streets.

Probably STILL determined to get to the Palace, (and probably because he hasn’t seen this kind of shit a human being has to go through just to get to his / her godforsaken destination…) took the liberty of taking one of the country’s trademark transportation vehicles, hailing a ‘’pedicab'’ (think of it as a cab in THREE wheels…) and made his way through traffic from Nagtahan Bridge to reach Malacanang Palace.

And to think these ‘’pedicabs'’ the Philippines have can only fit people who are four-feet tall. And in case you were wondering, Quentin Tarantino stands 6′1′’ he he…

When Quentin Tarantino finally got to the Palace, he was soaking wet. So wet that he had to borrow pants and a new pair of shoes just to stay ‘’presentable.'’ Yep, he went through all that trouble probably just to make a good impression to the country and it’s president.

Then Tarantino had to wait for a couple of hours more for president Gloria Macapagal Arroyo to get there. He he… Because there’s no way in hell she’ll take a pedicab ride.

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