Before we start the 2008 NBA Playoffs, let’s take one last look at the sick fucks from Miami
Nyuk nyuk nyuk, ladies and gentlemen, the Heat set a record this season.
And that’s becoming the most miserable bunch of fucks to stand on one basketball court at the same time. Yes, in case you missed the 2008 NBA basketball season, the Miami Heat have made the transition from champions to poster boys of misery and I don’t feel sorry for them one bit.
The Miami Heat have become the worst team in the league this year, failing to even score 20 wins this season. Miami finished DEAD LAST, and I have no idea what these sick fucks will do from here.
So what’s left? 
Understandably, the Heat wants to tweak their roster for next season. Yup, they actually believe tweaking their roster is the way to go. If you ask me, what they should do is have the Sonics stay in Seattle and take that ticket and be the team to move to Oklahoma city.
THAT way, maybe they’ll get an opportunity for a fresh start.
The Heat will need veterans Dwyane Wade, Udonis Haslem and Shawn Marion to lead the way, but from what head coach Pat Riley has been saying recently it sure sounds like a premium will be put on finding guys with talent AND a good attitude.
Yes, he actually said Wade, Haslem and new acquisition Shawn Marion have no talent whatsoever. Hee hee…
Speaking of Pat Riley, the fruits of this season pushed him to think about something many losing coaches have pondered on in the past, RETIREMENT. And although retirement is something that has become synonymous to every single player in that Miami Heat locker room after having such a laughable 2008 campaign, retirement is probably the only positive thing these sick fucks can do at this point.
C’mon guys, just retire and let the rest of the league play what real basketball is suppose to be. Trust me, nobody will miss you guys anyway.
Who will win the NBA title in the 2007-08 NBA basketball season? AcesAce Sportsbook has the odds.
San Antonio Spurs EVEN +350
Cleveland Cavaliers EVEN +1,300
Boston Celtics EVEN +450
Detroit Pistons EVEN +1,000
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