How in the hell did Marko Jaric bag Adriana Lima?!?
For all ya’ll who don’t know who Marko Jaric is, I don’t blame you, it wouldn’t help you as a member of humanity to know him anyway.
If you still want to know who this guy is, he’s an NBA player playing for the struggling Minnesota Timberwolves this 2007-08 NBA basketball season. But hey, this is not because of Jaric, this little story here was written because of Jaric’s hot girlfriend. And yes, her name is Adriana Lima, the red hot Brazilian Victoria’s Secret supermodel who bumped her head and decided to go out with Marko.
And oh yes, she’s a hot Brazilian Victoria’s Secret supermodel people. Imagine that, for a guy who plays so stupid for a team struggling so much this season, having Adriana Lima by 
his side just might earn Marko Jaric the goddamn NBA Most Valuable Player of the Year award.
Yes it’s that crazy.
Adriana Lima was discovered at the age of 13 at a local mall. At age 15, she started spreading her long legs for… er… she entered Brazil’s Ford Supermodel of the World Search and finished first.
She subsequently entered the 1996 Ford Supermodel of the World contest and finished second place. Three years later, she moved to New York City, and signed with Elite Model Management. Lima’s modeling portfolio began to expand exponentially, appearing in numerous international editions of Vogue and Marie Claire.
In 1999, Adriana Lima joined other Victoria’s Secret supermodels in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and began appearing on subsequent shows ever since.
Her most notable walk down the runway was in 2003, where she was the show opener. Lima had appeared on several television ads for the brand but her most memorable one, was appearing alongside the legendary rock musician Bob Dylan in the 2003 Victoria’s Secret Angel in Venice commercial which received both praise and criticism.
She is currently a contract ‘Angel’ and spokesperson for the brand.
As for Marko Jaric? He’s barely averaging in double digits for the struggling Timberwolves. The Wolves? They are the second worse team in the NBA, next to the pathetic Miami Heat.
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January 15th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
I hate him so much, but what can I say, “shit happens”
December 15th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
I gess Jealousy is a B**ch isent it….lol
February 24th, 2009 at 8:13 am
Well boo f***ing hoo buddy… what’s with the sour grapes!? Cheer the f**k up, just means you actually might have a shot with the opposite sex! Or maybe that just isn’t your cuppa tea…
P.
February 26th, 2009 at 12:25 am
hey peter great point …i am actor/writer…if marko can get adriana ..yoohoo imagine all the models i can get now..
thanx..marko..4 changing my life…lol
but the saddd part ..there is no more single adriana lima…..boo hoo hoo hoo…
oh well there will be other adriana’s popping out soon..out of brazil..or somewhere in this world..mayb even hotter ..wow that is a scary thought…but God the creator can do it …
later all
jules
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 am
i love to have a body like Adriana Lima, this is girl is simply perfect.