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How will Oscar De La Hoya fuck Manny Pacquiao up?

Easy. By simply showing up.

In case you haven’t heard yet, one prized fighter will collide with a third world moron on December 6 at the MGM Mirage in Las Vegas. And in case you didn’t get that, it’s a ‘’Golden Boy'’ Oscar De La Hoya - Manny ‘’the Pacman'’ Pacquiao face-off in what many are calling as the ‘’Dream Match.'’

Dream match? More like mismatch to me. Oscar De La Hoya is obviously the better, more experienced fighter and probably the only way for Manny Pacquiao to pull off a win on this one is urge his government to pay De La Hoya off.

Oscar De La Hoya has a career record of 39 Oscar De La Hoyawins with only five losses. 30 of those wins came by way of knockout. However, De La Hoya has declined over the years. His losses came in the last nine years of his career with three of them happening in his last seven fights that spanned from 2003 to 2008, the last one of which against now-retired former WBC super welterweight champion Floyd Mayweather Jr.

It was a stroke of genius that Pacquiao’s people scheduled a fight against De La Hoya at this point of De La Hoya’s career. Pacquiao has been doing this a lot lately, scheduling a fight against the aging Erik Morales, the retiring Marco Antonio Barrera and a slower and older Juan Manuel Marquez.

This time though, Pacquiao could be walking into an ass whooping since De La Hoya will be taking advantage of all kinds of statistical data, from reach to weight, and a fighter of his caliber should be ashamed if he lets a third world moron like Pacquiao score a win over him before he walks away from the ring.

Still, being a true fighting champion, the owner of the multi-million Golden Boy Promotions and aspiring builder of a real estate empire in the United States is taking a calculated risk against boxing’s biggest joke.

If De La Hoya loses this fight, he will leave the sport to a boxer who don’t know shit what’s the difference between a jab and a hook. Worst case scenario? More punks like this guy will come out of the woodwork pretending to be a scientific boxer.

And yes, that’ll be the end of boxing.

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13 Responses to “How will Oscar De La Hoya fuck Manny Pacquiao up?”

  • SugarDom Says:

    Dela Hoya would be in for a rude surprise, coz Pacquiao got something he doesnt have.

    Faith..

  • abu sayaff Says:

    dela hoya will be killed

  • Antonio Says:

    sorry but pacquiao won. FILIPINO PRIDE

  • gloat Says:

    The one you called “Moron” Won!!! Aaah…there’s no point in gloating. Now what do you have to say? Har har har.

    It’s all good. It’s just boxing.

    Have a nice day. :)

  • bob Says:

    shame. manny won bwahahaha

  • third world guy Says:

    hahaha, who’s fucked up now?

  • third world guy Says:

    how will manny pacquiao fuck oscar de la hoya up?
    easy. by simply showing up

  • J.J. Jack Says:

    Yep, unfortunately, I’d have to keep on waiting for the day when boxing will once and for all be saved from your third world hero. And I reckon that guy from Europe can, I hope.

    Who’s fucked up? I don’t know about you but to me, Pacquiao is, and always will be, fucked up to me. I’m just waiting for somebody to finally take him out of his misery.

    And Gloat, your remark is probably the first one I was able to read with some sense in it. I thank you for that. As for the rest of you, see you in the next fight.

  • LoG Says:

    Man, what’s wrong with you? Why do you hate Manny so much? Is it Manny as a person or because he comes from what you call a third-world country? Don’t forget that his opponent also comes from the same classification. Come on, be real. Drop your racist stance. If Manny loses in his next fight, so what? He has already won a name in the international boxing circle, no need to prove his worth. He can rest on his laurels. What about you?

  • boy Says:

    you seem to not like pacquiao, but i think he did a good job.

  • Gerardo Says:

    nice article. what’s it like to talk out of your ass, and have your crap splatter on your face?

    ..”third world moron”? if you don’t like him, fine - but there’s no need to insult the Philippines and its people, regardless if its a third world country or not.

    the US is heading that way, anyways, no?

  • J.J. Jack Says:

    LoG, I don’t hate Pacquiao because he comes from a third world country. Quite frankly, I could care less.

    And Gerardo, I’m not trying to insult the Philippines. Stupid people like you who think that just makes me laugh. Me hating on Pacquiao DOES NOT necessarily mean I hate the country he’s from too.

    That my friend, is being stupid.

    What’s next? Call me a racist? Puh-lease… What you can do now is call your beloved Pacman, wash him up real nice, turn him sideways, and shove him straight up yer ass.

  • Fuck Pacquiao Says:

    J.J. Ur Ryt! Pacquiao is a fluke n he will get his. Mayweather will annihilate that fool.

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