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I see Juan Manuel Marquez retiring Manny Pacquiao

And hopefully, we can move on with our lives without ever mentioning the name of this moron again… EVER.

For all of you new here on OddJack, I’ve always hated this third world moron named Manny Pacquiao for reasons unbeknown to me. You see, for all of the things that I hate, Manu Ginobili ranks third, the pathetic Miami Heat is second and Manny Pacquiao sits right there at the top.

Maybe I just want to see heavyweight boxing thrive again, maybe I just want to see prototypical boxers instead, or maybe I’m just really sick and tired of Manny Pacquiao thinking he’s saving his mother country from every Mexican he comes across inside the ring with.

Manny PacquiaoSomebody tell this fool that it’s only boxing. It’s not like he’s contributing something on cancer research every single time he throws a sucker punch on a Mexican jaw for crying out loud.

This Saturday, March 15, Juan Manuel Marquez will have the chance to finally put an end to this godforsaken butt-load of crap Manny Pacquiao calls a ‘’career.'’ It’ll be a rematch of their first fight that ended with a controversial draw.

Manny Pacquiao and his legion of fans, (yes, the dude actually has fans…) claim that their first fight should have ended with Pacquiao winning it via decision. I say, what the fuck were you guys watching?

During that fateful first meeting between Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez, Pacquiao could only come up with punches you’d normally see in a street fight between a redneck and Donald Trump. To me, Marquez won that one systematically.

Sure, Pacquiao’s fighting style is probably exciting to anyone who doesn’t know squat about boxing compared to Marquez’ scientific approach. But exciting a crowd doesn’t win you world championships. That’s why Marquez is wearing the WBC Super Featherweight world title Pacquiao will try to win this Saturday.

The only problem is, Pacquiao will come up short. The only thing he’ll be winning on Saturday is a retirement plan and one nasty black spot on his right eye.

Can Juan Manuel Marquez beat Manny Pacquiao and knock the duck fetus out of that odd mustache? AcesAce sportsbook has the odds.

Juan Manuel Marquez +160

Manny Pacquiao -190

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One Response to “I see Juan Manuel Marquez retiring Manny Pacquiao”

  • VM Says:

    I believe Mexico is also part of third world countries and the best boxers are coming from the third world countries. Source: Wikipedia

    Manny does not contribute directly for the benefits of Philippines but some amount of the money he won from his match were donated to his poor neighbors.

    From the 1st fight of Pacquiao and Marquez, Marquez got knock down 3 times so if they have the 3 knock down rule Pacquiao already won in the 1st round. That is the fight I watched.

    Sure Pacquiao’s fighting style is unusual (which brought victories) and boxing is not about how graceful you fight. Just like in a car race, it does not matter how your car looks like, what matters most is the power of your engine, right tune-ups and a good driver.

    Anyways, I see this match going to be another draw.

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