Miami Dolphins think they’re going to the Super Bowl
Somebody remind these stupid fucks that they just had a dismal 1-15 season.
People from Miami are stupid. Why? For one, they decided to let a player like Shaquille O’Neal go and build around a guy like Dwyane Wade who can’t shoot a decent jumpshot. Two, they still think they’re going to the Super Bowl in the coming 2008-09 NFL football season after that pathetic 1-15 mess the last time they played football.
What in the hell are these sick fucks thinking? While the Miami Dolphins are not as stupid as the Miami Heat (YET…) thinking that they will be playing in the Super Bowl in the coming season after losing almost every single game they had the last time around is just plain ridiculous.
1-15. The Miami Dolphins went 1-15 for crying out loud and they still think they have a shot at Super Bowl XLIII in Tampa? Puh-lease, who ya’ kidding?
‘’As far as I’m concerned, we’re not rebuilding,'’ 11-year defensive end Vonnie Holliday said. ‘’I can’t rebuild. I’m competing like we’re going to the Super Bowl this year.'’
Sure, there’s nothing wrong with that but for Holliday’s, as well as the rest of Miami’s sake, it would be advisable if you don’t put your hopes up that much. You’re still another fucked up team from Miami and making claims like you’re going to the Super Bowl is just plain stupid.
What the Dolphins are doing is rebuilding, and they can’t even do that right. They have a runningback like Ricky Williams who won’t trade his weed for one decent season in the league and they have two virtual unknowns competing for football’s most important position.
Rookie Chad Henne is currently trying to win the starting quarterback job with John Beck. And as good as that competitiveness may bring to their team, it simply won’t matter. They’ll keep on losing anyway.
Who will win Super Bowl XLIII in Tampa, Florida? Bodog sportsbook has the odds.
New York Giants 17.00
New England Patriots 4.50
Indianapolis Colts 8.50
Dallas Cowboys 7.00
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28th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
The Heat has a better chance of going to the SB than the PHINS. Just saying.