Jeezuschrist, the Miami Heat hasn’t even hit double-digits in wins yet.

NINE WINS. Yes, nine motherfuckin’ wins. Those were the only wins these sick fucks have scored for Miami this 2007-08 NBA basketball season. They are 9-40 overall, making the Miami Heat the most miserable bunch of human waste since Shaquille O’Neal dumped a truck-load of shit in a Mexican restaurant.

Sure, they have new players after sending Shaquille O’Neal to Phoenix. Unfortunately, not even Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks were enough to help Miami climb out of this shithole they have been the last few months since the season started.

With Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks playing their first game for the pathetic Miami Heat last Sunday, fans in Miami were probably hoping to win for a change. Unfortunately, it was more of the same. The Miami Heat lost to the Los Angeles Lakers anyway, 104-94, for their 22nd loss in their last 23 contests.

NEW ERA, SAME MISTAKES. Ugh.

While both Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks each made solid debuts for the Miami Heat, the rest of the team got the same old turnovers and defensive lapses that made them such a treat to watch this season. And in case you’re wondering, yes, I’m being sarcastic.

”We just ran out of juice out there at the end,” Miami Heat’s newly acquired Shawn Marion said. ”I see some good things out there for this team. But it’s going to be an adjustment.”

And boy, these sick fucks from Miami sure need a LOT of adjusting to do.

They will face a red hot Denver Nuggets team that won seven of their last ten games. The Nuggets are only a game behind the Utah Jazz for the Northwest division lead and these guys will probably be going all out to get what should be an easy out in Miami when they play the struggling Heat on Tuesday.

Carmelo Anthony and Allen Iverson should have a field day bitch-slapping these fucks.

How much will the Miami Heat lose to the Denver Nuggets? Bodog sportsbook has the odds.

Denver Nuggets -7

Miami Heat +7

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