Because saving the pathetic shithole that is Miami is already a futile effort.

The 2008-09 NFL football season is just around the corner and just like the last couple of years, Ricky Williams will once again, try to salvage what’s left of his NFL career after failing to do just that year after year.

In case you haven’t heard, Ricky Williams has been trying to make a successful comeback in the NFL. He was once one of the premiere runningbacks in the league, but after he decided to get his ass doped like Lindsay Lohan, he was expelled from the NFL and has been trying to recapture the glory days of the past since.

So what’s the problem? This guy still has the talent to be a solid back but is yet to have the same impact in the league like he did in his pre-weed days. I’ma break it down for ya’ people, the problem is not Ricky, the problem here is he’s still playing for a fucked-up team like the Miami Dolphins.

I can’t blame the guy for not getting enough of dope. Hell, playing for a shithole like Miami will do that to any athlete. Weed, heroin, cocaine, ANYTHING that can make one forget that he’s living in a cesspool like Miami is understandable. What Ricky needs is to be SAVED from Miami, only then will his ‘’successful comeback'’ start.

Unfortunately, Ricky Williams will still be a part of the Miami Dolphins roster to start the season. Yes, he will waste another year of his NFL career playing for the dumb fucks. For what it’s worth, Ricky is hoping to make the best out of what he has and Miami, no matter how shitty this city has become, is still lucky to have him.

‘’He finishes every run. Within his individual drills, I see the guy working hard to get better,'’ first-year Miami Dolphins head coach Tony Sparano said. ‘’I think the guy shows up each day, and he has a purpose when he practices.'’

I reckon that purpose is to attract other teams, giving hints that he wants to be saved from this shithole. Nick Saban was already saved a couple of years ago. Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas were already saved just recently.

It’s only a matter of time before somebody saves Ricky as well.

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