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Who’ll be U.S. President? Hillary Clinton? Barack Obama?

I don’t know about you but as far as I’m concerned, America loses either way.

Vote for Barack Obama and you might see senators dress like Flava Flav. How’s that to demand even a hint of respectability eh? Vote for Hillary Clinton? We all know what happens when you have a woman on top. Just ask all them activists in the Philippines.

Yep, such is the fate of all them folks wanting to run for some seat in politics. They can talk about giving ya’ll free food and shit or even save the whole goddamn world for crying out loud but deep down inside, ya’ll know that these sick fucks will screw you anyway one way or another. And mind you, I’m not telling ya’ll this just because Barack Obama is black.

For now, Americans are hearing Barack Obama VS Hillary Clintoneverything they want to hear as the 2008 Presidential Race heats up. Who are the frontrunners? A gang member dressed in a suit and a little bitch who’s still groping what Monica Lewinsky left for her.

Let’s start with Barack Obama shall we? Obama has a shot at becoming the first ‘’NIGGA'’ to be elected president in the United States of America. Born August 4, 1961, the 47-year-old gang banger is one of the leading candidates for the Democrats in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. 50 Cent, Luda’ and probably Tupac Shakur just might vote for this dude.

At the other side, we have Hillary Clinton, the former First Lady of the United States who shockingly took it all in the ass when the news about her husband and Monica Lewinsky getting it on behind her back broke out. She is also a Democrat and still milking on the fact that her husband, Bill Clinton, STILL is the BLACKEST Caucasian dude in North America.

Other Democrats in the 2008 Presidential Race include John Edwards, Mike Gravel and Dennis Kucinich. Meanwhile, America has seven Republicans running for president but I reckon none of those guys really have a chance since America already has one silly Republican cowboy waging all these war games on Iraq.

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