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Yes, LeBron James was dunked on by a Jordan Crawford

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

And while ”the dunk” wasn’t as spectacular as you might expect it to be, it was a dunk on the King himself and THAT is as good as it can get.

In case you didn’t know, the NBA has these little summer camps these days to get you hyped for the coming 2009 NBA basketball season already. Stars like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James, on the other hand, are so big that they decided to have one of their own. And while Kobe vowed to never get dunked on in his own thing, James could no longer say the same.

Yes, LeBron James got dunked on at the LeBron James Skills Academy in Akron. The dunk was so monumental (and embarrassing for James…) that Nike confiscated all the tapes (or at least they tried…) showing the desecration of their new cash cow.

LeBron JamesXavier University player Jordan Crawford on the other hand, could care less what Nike or LeBron himself decides to do at this point. As far as he’s concerned, he just went from a virtual unknown to an overnight sensation, enjoying every minute of it.

After all, it’s not everyday that you can dunk on one of the biggest egos in basketball.

So how did he do it? Simple. Jordan Crawford just drove inside and found LeBron James standing there like a snowman. Before you know it, Crawford was leaping for a two-handed slam right over James’ head and his headband. (Ouch!)

There are rumors that claim James didn’t want the…


Goodell reinstates Michael Vick to the NFL (sort of…)

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

seth-edward-oneal.jpgAfter 18 months in jail, Vick is now officially reinstated in the NFL.

The only problem Michel Vick has to deal with now is look for a team willing to sign him up for the 2009 NFL football season. And as far as that goes, we all know no team has expressed their desire in having him, as of this writing anyway.

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is letting Michael Vick take part in preseason practices, workouts and meetings. Hell, he can even play in the final two preseason games now, that is if he can find a team to play for.

Michael VickAside from the fact that Vick needs to convince the Atlanta Falcons to take him back or any other team to give him a chance for that matter, there’s this one little stipulation that can probably be considered a buzz killer, if you’re a huge Vick fan. Get this, if Vick manages to get himself a new team in a few weeks, he won’t be able to play for that team until Week 6 of the 2009 NFL season. It’s only then will Goodell consider Vick for full reinstatement.

Sucks eh?

In a letter written by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, he addressed Vick saying, ”I accept that…”


Still looking for the Erin Andrews Nude Peephole Video?

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

We don’t blame you.

But apparently, somebody has played the blame game and surprisingly enough, they’re blaming Erin Andrews herself for the entire thing.

You read it, it turns out that a USA Today sports columnist blames the ESPN reporter for the Erin Andrews Nude Peephole Video phenomenon. According to the columnist, Christine Brennan, Andrews brought the whole thing upon herself.

”If you trade off your sex appeal, if you trade off your looks, eventually you’re going to lose those,” Christine Brennan said on the sports radio show 850 The Buzz. ”She doesn’t deserve what happened to her, but part of the shtick, seems to me, is being a little bit out there in a Erin Andrews Nude Peephole Videoway that then are you encouraging the complete nutcase to drill a hole in a room.”

”Erin [Andrews] did not deserve this. I want to make that crystal clear. But she’s got to be smarter and better,” she said.

Sounds like somebody’s jealous about how many hits the ESPN reporter and her little video are doing on Google eh? Now, if she spent her time making a video of herself naked in a hotel, then maybe things will be a little different. Then again, since she looks like an old hag, we probably would just puke in front of our monitors.

Understandably, people supporting Erin Andrews are…




Owens wants to make us think that he gives a damn about Michael Vick and his extended NFL suspension

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Probably in a desperate attempt to woo new fans in Buffalo? Quite frankly, we really don’t give a shit.

It looks like Terrell Owens is really looking forward to having a fresh start with his new team once the 2009 NFL football season gets here. He’s at least trying to be that role model in Buffalo lately and now, he’s even pretending that he gives a shit about Michael Vick.

For all ya’ll who didn’t know, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is keeping his options open about possibly giving Michael Vick an extended suspension to start the season despite being just released from prison because of dogfighting allegations.

Terrell OwensYes, Roger Goodell wants Michael Vick out of the NFL for at least until Week 6 once the season starts. And as far as Terrell Owens is concerned, he’s calling the possibility unfair.

”The Michael Vick situation, I think, is unfortunate,” Buffalo Bills receiver Terrell Owens said. ”I think the way the commissioner is handling it is unfair to Michael Vick. I think he’s done the time for what he’s done. I don’t think it’s really fair for him to be suspended four more games. It’s almost like kicking a dead horse in the ground.”

”A lot of the guys around the league need to…”


A Virus on the Erin Andrews Nude Peephole Video?

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Yep, since we were out for quite a while after posting a story on this Erin Andrews thing, it probably has something.

And what’s better to come back with yet another story on Ms. Andrews’ sweet little ass? You probably heard about this one already but for those of who you didn’t, read on. According to some reports, the ”Erin Andrews Nude Peephole Video” circulating the Internet lately may contain a link to a virus in a Trojan horse that could be downloaded by serial masturbators.

Of course, these reports probably came from ESPN since they are doing everything that they can to protect one of their most famous personalities. But do those guys think they can stop you from searching for more stuff on Erin Andrews?

Erin Andrews Nude Peephole VideoI don’t think so. Yes, downloading the videos is worth getting infected with a virus. That’s probably why we still have STDs too.

According to a Graham Cluley, ”There are lots more sites out there pretending to host the Erin Andrews peephole video, but really hosting malicious software.” Cluley represents Sophos, an anti-virus software maker. He’s probably a lackey of ESPN too, for all we know…


Lewis Hamilton won something this 2009 F1 Season

Monday, July 27th, 2009

seth-edward-oneal.jpgFINALLY.

With Lewis Hamilton being the defending F1 world champion, losing all those races this 2009 F1 season has really scarred his ego a great deal. He never got a podium finish in the first nine races of the season. Hell, he even went scoreless in the last five races for crying out loud.

It all changed in the 2009 F1 Hungarian Grand Prix in Budapest where the defending champ finally got his maiden win of the year. Yup, he finally won a race, finishing in front of second place finisher Kimi Raikkonen and third placer, Mark Webber.

Lewis HamiltonHe could care less for Felipe Massa who was in a hospital due to a freak accident during qualifying.

”It is an incredible feeling to be back here after all,” Lewis Hamilton said. ”It feels such a long time away, such a struggle with me and the team but as I said on the in-lap I am so proud of the guys.”

”I go to the factory and see how hard everyone pushing, they never gave up and it is something very rare to see in a large group of people. We didn’t expect to win this weekend. I didn’t feel we had pace to win but the car felt fantastic. It’s incredibly special to…”


Ben Roethlisberger doesn’t mind being accused of rape

Monday, July 27th, 2009

He probably figured he can just pay the bitch off like Kobe did a few years ago in Denver.

And in case you didn’t know, yes, Ben Roethlisberger of the Super Bowl XLIII champions Pittsburgh Steelers is being accused of rape by a 31-year-old woman from Nevada. And considering that the 2009 NFL football season is just a month away, this is the worst time to have shit like this.

Law officials in Nevada, as of this writing, have no plans of opening a criminal investigation into allegations involving Ben Roethlisberger raping a woman at a Lake Tahoe hotel-casino, apparently, that’s where the woman claimed to be the place where the Steelers quarterback fucked her brains out.

Ben RoethlisbergerDouglas County Sheriff’s Deputy Teresa Duffy said the accuser would have to file a criminal complaint to trigger an investigation into the incident the woman says occurred during a celebrity golf tournament last July while she was working as an executive VIP casino host at Harrah’s Lake Tahoe.

”The victim is the only one who can do that,” Duffy said. ”Unless there was a third party that actually witnessed the incident, which according to the civil case, was not the case here.”

The 31-year-old Nevada woman has filed a lawsuit saying the…


MMA veteran Kim ”Kimo” Leopoldo is saddened by the news of his death (Probably because he’s still alive…)

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Now this is really fucked up.

In case you missed it, there were reports that claim 41-year-old MMA veteran Kim ”Kimo” Leopoldo passed away. The reports of the supposed death were posted on some MMA blogs and even mainstream media sources such as the Orange Country Register and the New York Daily News for crying out loud.

It turns out that Kimo is very much alive, contrary to the reports claiming that he died on Monday due to complications from a heart attack.

Kimo LeopoldoReports that confirm Kimo is indeed alive came from the dude’s publicist, Bob Trieger. The confirmation came shortly after Kimo’s lawyer, Victor E. Hobbs, pretty much said the same thing.

Kimo also appeared at the Orange County Sheriff’s Department not to scare the shit out of anybody but to confirm that he’s still breathing.

Kim ”Kimo” Leopoldo made his MMA debut 15 years ago at UFC 3 and became the first man to truly challenge the seemingly invincible Royce Gracie. Gracie, in fact, was so fatigued from the fight that he was unable to continue in the night’s tournament and to be helped out of the ring by family members.Leopoldo won six of his next seven bouts fighting primarily for the UFC and Pride FC.

He last fought in October 2006, when he suffered a…


Have you seen the Erin Andrews Nude Peephole Video?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Yep, the girl ”accidentally” showed off her assets.

For all ya’ll living under a rock lately, the world wide web was rocked by an infamous video circulating online. The said video was of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews. Apparently, somebody taped the female reporter through a peephole while she was naked in a hotel room, without her consent presumably.

Unfortunately, the ”Erin Andrews Nude Peephole Video,” including clips of it, were already taken off some websites but still, that hasn’t stopped most of us from searching for cached video clips and torrent video files.

Erin Andrews Nude Peephole VideoOh yeah, they pulled the videos already, thanks to ESPN general counsel David Pahl, who threatened online sites still having the ”hot” stuff.

In a written statement, Pahl addressed the sites, saying, ”your continued posting of these pictures are highly likely to render you an accessory after the fact to a criminal act. We hereby demand that you (i) immediately remove these pictures from your site and (ii) disclose to us the source of the…


It seems nobody wants to keep Quentin Richardson

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

seth-edward-oneal.jpgThe guy just got traded for the third time, and we’re not even talking about the number of times the guy has been traded in his career.

It’s Quentin Richardson people. And yes, he just got traded for the third time, in a matter of weeks. Can you believe it? And guess what, he still has no idea what team will he play for once the new 2009 NBA basketball season gets here.

For now, Quentin Richardson is officially a member of the Minnesota Timberwolves after the Los Angeles Clippers traded him for Sebastian Telfair, Mark Madsen and Craig Smith.

And as stated, that was the third time Quentin RichardsonRichardson was traded this summer. He went from the New York Knicks to the Memphis Grizzlies in a deal for Darko Milicic on draft night. He was later shipped to the Clippers for Zach Randolph before getting traded to the Minnesota Timberwolves just a few days later after Los Angeles moved him.

Crazy huh?

So what’s with this dude that teams can’t seem to decide whether they want him or not? You see, Richardson, drafted 18th overall by the Los Angeles Clippers in 2000, has one year remaining in his $9 million contract.

That explains why teams have been trading…





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