Mike Tyson is afraid of Pussy and Money
What the?!?
You read it, after becoming the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world during his early days and biting chunks of Evander Holyfield’s ear years later, Mike Tyson is afraid of pussy and money all of a sudden.
Apparently, Mike Tyson has this documentary film entitled ”Tyson” in which the former boxing champion stars in. (After all, the movie WAS named after him…) And for some reason, the Sundance Film Festival honored him for it, letting him to become the first ear-biting, convicted-rapist former heavyweight champion to receive a standing ovation in Sundance.
”I’m just pretty humbled to be here,” Mike Tyson said, wearing a tuxedo that tried to give him a decent look for a change but was pretty much destroyed by that ghastly tattoo on his face.
”I hope you guys liked the documentary. I’m in the boondocks with this. I had no idea it would come to this degree of success or anything; I was anticipating probably this would be hot on the corner of 125th Street, but I had no idea such an amalgamation of people would just rally together here to support me. I can’t express my appreciation and gratitude for this moment.”
Yes, those words came from Tyson. It didn’t sound like him does it? Heck, we were surprised that the guy can use ”amalgamation” in a sentence.
”I have trust issues, as I’m sure everybody in this room has a degree of trust issues,” added Tyson, who earlier had invoked his ex-addict status as grounds for fearing Tyson’s success.
”I just work real hard on being humble, because if I dwell on what I’ve accomplished in the past and who that guy was and what kind of person I was, I would start using again, because I’m a…”
A brief pause before Tyson says, ”… Megalomaniac.” Wow! Tyson’s vocabulary has really improved huh? But before we start raving about the way Tyson has successfully mimicked the way Denzel Washington talks in public, he made sure he was still the same Tyson by saying that he’s worried about the perils concomitant with the film’s success, using this sentence.
”I’m afraid of how much pussy and how much money I’m gonna’ get.”
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