Wha?!?

For a guy like Hulk Hogan who clearly has the hots for his own daughter that he got himself a girlfriend that looks like her, and Kimbo Slice who just plain looks weird, coming up with a kids’ movie that stars both of them was just unthinkable.

Who in the right frame of mind will choose to have these guys star in a kids’ movie anyway? Stereo Vision Entertainment, Inc. (OTCBB: SVSN) has, announcing that the undefeated (and scary) Mixed Martial Arts star Kimbo Slice will co-star with the somewhat sick Hulk Hogan in a 3D kids’ comedy, ‘’Kung Fu U.'’

‘’Kung Fu U‘’ in 3D is a Disney-type comedy about of a bunch of nerds and misfits that are sent away by their wealthy parents to the Brentwood Academy (a.k.a. Kung Fu U) to learn the finer arts of self-defense.

It’s a heart-warming romp where the rather weathered warriors come to the rescue for the kids, and in turn, the kids rescue the warriors’ seemingly lost souls from what had been their eternal apathy.

It’s a feel-good story that aims to reminds us that we’re…

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Apparently, there’s this other guy who failed to pay his tab to Wynn Las Vegas too.

After news about Charles Barkley failing to pay up his debt to Wynn Las Vegas broke out last May, it seems we have another guy who fell to the same embarrassing episode.

And this time, we have Joe Francis, the founder of the Girls Gone Wild videos. He he… And while Barkley had a whopping $400,000 debt to settle, (which we assume he did already…) this guy did Barkley one better, a whopping $2 million more.

It was last May when Charles Barkley announced that he’s done with gambling after settling his $400,000 debt (or so he claims…) with Wynn Las Vegas. With Joe Francis owing the gambling spot a whole lot more than that, I wonder what this will do to a guy who films tits and asses for a living.

‘’I like to go into Vegas, it’s a fun place, but you know what, I’ve got to stop gambling. That’s the bottom line.'’

That’s what Barkley said then. As for Joe Francis, he ain’t saying the same kind of shit yet. After all, who in the right frame of mind can say that he’s really done with gambling? I certainly can’t say that.

(Then again, only guys reading gambling sites like…)

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No kidding.

In preparation for the coming 2008 MLB baseball season, the New York Yankees came up with probably the biggest name to join their campaign this year. Yes people, the Yankees just signed comedian Billy Crystal.

He he… Maybe the New York Yankees are THAT desperate to stir up some hype after all those disappointing runs they had in the playoffs eh?

And while it would be nice to see Billy Crystal play for the Yankees the WHOLE SEASON, apparently, the team is only giving Crystal a game to be a full-pledged Yankee.

The Yankees signed TV comedian Billy Crystal for a one-day contract to play in an exhibition game with the Pittsburgh Pirates. Crystal’s one-day contract is the Yankees’ birthday present to him. Crystal will join the Yankees and play against the Pirates this Thursday, a day before the comedian celebrates his 60th birthday.

‘’I've been waiting 50 years for this call,'’ Billy Crystal said in a statement released by the Yankees.

‘’I'm overwhelmed by the generosity of the Yankees and commissioner Selig. I know this’ll be…'’

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Now THAT’s the way to create some sort of a buzz eh?

The 2008 NASCAR Nextel Cup season kicks off this Sunday with the 50th running of the Daytona 500. We probably won’t give a rat’s ass about this one but since football is over, hey, we’d watch anything at this point, even synchronized swimming for crying out loud.

And with the 50th edition of Daytona 500 merely a few more days away, Ashley Judd, the wife of rookie NASCAR driver Dario Franchitti, created her won show. What is it? The ‘’how many times will you see Ashley Judd’s bra and panties show.'’

You see, Ashely Judd decided to wear a low-cut dress right on pit lane, where the wind can easily blow that skirt open for the rest of NASCAR’s redneck fans to see. He he… Ashley Judd sure has a weird sense of fashion and even a weirder choice of pit row gear.

The actress appeared at qualifying on Sunday to show support for her husband, rookie NASCAR racer Dario Franchitti. But Ashley was showing little support of her own, as she pranced around the pits in a low-cut number adorned with tulips.

Judd’s choice of pit row apparel apparently goes…

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Britney Spears.

Come on guys, are you still digging this big fat joke? It’s the 2007-08 NFL football season for crying out loud and here you are, still reading about pathetic stuff like a full article about Britney Spears.

And in case you’re still reading, might as well get on with it. Yes, in case you missed it, Britney Spears tried to kick off what would be her longshot attempt for a huge comeback in the recently concluded 2007 MTV Video Music Awards and judging by the way the media simply dogged Britney after the VMAs, I guess it wasn’t much of a success.

‘’Wasn’t that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind blowing.'’

Yep, that was the initial reaction by the 2007 MTV VMA host, Sarah Silverman. Oh yeah, in case you were wondering, she wasn’t done yet as she had more than a few more shots to unload on poor Britney after her…

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Yep, the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) finally is making a move to stop the use of illegal substances within their organization.

I say, it’s about time. After the death of Eddie Guerrero and just recently, Chris Benoit (who killed his wife and child before killing himself…) and Brian ‘’Crush'’ Adams, it seems WWE chairman Vince McMahon finally had enough and decided to suspend his stars who continue to use illegal substances, indefinitely.

The WWE, as of press time, refuses to release the names of the wrestlers getting suspended.

However, there are rumors that the likes of Funaki, Shane Helms, Johny Nitro, Edge and probably the most significant one of them all, the half Greek half Filipino former World Heavyweight Champion Batista, are all under investigation and are THIS close from getting suspended.

If you’re a fan of the WWE, it’s a sad day in pro wrestling indeed. Heck, without those guys, you won’t have much of a choice but to like John Cena and those irritating hand signals he does in the ring.

Of course, none of this will happen if Chris Benoit just went to Burger King or something instead of killing his wife and child before…

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To say that Quentin Tarantino was in the WRONG place at the WRONG time could very well be an understatement.

Yep, Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino, (who I really admire now because of his unparalleled lust for violence…) for some reason, decided to visit the Philippines last Wednesday and meet the country’s president, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

Apparently, the Philippines’ president was due to award Tarantino with some kind of award for the movies the incomparable Hollywood genius came up with like Pulp Fiction and of course, Kill Bill, movies president Arroyo probably hasn’t even seen or heard about in her life.

Quentin Tarantino, probably looking forward to get this thing with the Philippine president over with and get back on a plane back to the U.S. soon, was on his way to the Malacanang Palace (that’s where the Philippines keep its presidents…) when he saw the flood waters of the country engulfing the streets.

Probably STILL determined to get to the Palace, (and probably because he hasn’t seen this kind of shit a human being has to go through just to get to his…

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I don’t know what the heck is going on in Seattle.

Is it because of the rain there? Is it because of the somewhat excessive use of the term, ‘’sleepless'’ whenever somebody mentions the city’s name? I don’t know, you tell me. But apparently, EVERYBODY is leaving.

After Rashard Lewis and Ray Allen left Seattle to play for the Orlando Magic and the Boston Celtics respectively, it turns out that the rest of the Sonics could be following them out of Seattle too with new owners contemplating on making a move to Oklahoma city.

The last time this story bolted out some time last July, the team’s former owners, THAT being Howard Schultz’s group, can’t seem to come up with a deal with the team’s new Oklahoma-based owners. Well, it’s mid-August now and STILL they don’t have a deal whatsoever.

If this continues, the new owners say that they might just move the Sonics from Seattle to Boomer Sooner country, Oklahoma. Of course, that’s not a good thing if you’re a long-time Seattle Sonics fan.

‘’We didn’t buy the team to keep it in Seattle; we hoped to come here,'’ Aubrey McClendon, chief executive of…

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Apparently, David Beckham missed the MLS benches so much that he decided to keep his ass pressed on that bench one more time.

Oh yeah, as far as the Los Angeles Galaxy is concerned, they lost to the New England Revolution, 1-0, in a picture many L.A. Galaxy fans have now grown familiar with, Beckham NOT in his uniform, sitting down while resting his sore ankle.

Yep, David Beckham, since making the move from the Spanish La Liga giants Real Madrid to the Los Angeles Galaxy in MLS soccer, is yet to make his start for his new team. This is the same guy who they bought for a whopping $32.5 million five-year contract.

Judging by the way his stay with his team looked so far, it looks like David Beckham has now become nothing more but a rather expensive decoration in the Los Angeles Galaxy bench.

And to think Becks was suppose to be the guy who’ll save U.S. soccer in this 2007 MLS soccer season. Yeah sure, the guy finally made his highly anticipated MLS soccer debut last Thursday, (if you can call it that after only playing for 21 minutes…) but after that game against D.C. United, a game which they lost too by the way, he…

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Obviously, not many of you will agree but this is the official top five teams as ranked by them coaches.

Surprisingly, the defending NCAA college football champs, Florida Gators, STILL doesn’t have the respect from the league, denying them of that coveted No.1 overall ranking. (Maybe because they saw Gator alumni Rex Grossman, and how badly he sucked during Super Bowl XLI…)

As far as the overall No.1 raking is concerned heading to the brand new 2007-08 NCAA college football season, that goes to Southern California and their powerhouse team, the USC Trojans.

Yep, the USC Trojans, collectively, is the No.1-ranked team in the nation. Heck, these guys came close to playing for the BCS national championship for a fourth consecutive time last year and despite last season’s disappointment, they are still revered as the team to beat.

Not far behind are the LSU Tigers. Ranked No.2 overall, the Tigers will be coming into the brand new season hoping to win the BCS title again in New Orleans. You see, the last time the BCS championship was in New Orleans, these Tigers won it in front of thousands of LSU Tigers fans. But if they can’t find a replacement for JaMarcus Russell soon, (who is now in the NFL…) don’t expect them Tigers to win… ANYTHING.

The defending NCAA college football champions, Florida Gators, are ranked No.3 in the country. Tim Tebow will be taking over the quarterback position now in a team that has done some serious retooling both in the offensive and defensive side of the field. Clearly, this is not the same team that won the BCS national title last season and their only…

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