Britney Spears.

Come on guys, are you still digging this big fat joke? It’s the 2007-08 NFL football season for crying out loud and here you are, still reading about pathetic stuff like a full article about Britney Spears.

And in case you’re still reading, might as well get on with it. Yes, in case you missed it, Britney Spears tried to kick off what would be her longshot attempt for a huge comeback in the recently concluded 2007 MTV Video Music Awards and judging by the way the media simply dogged Britney after the VMAs, I guess it wasn’t much of a success.

‘’Wasn’t that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind blowing.'’

Yep, that was the initial reaction by the 2007 MTV VMA host, Sarah Silverman. Oh yeah, in case you were wondering, she wasn’t done yet as she had more than a few more shots to unload on poor Britney after her…

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Yep, there are reports that claim she did, probably because the reporters made the mistake of calling her, ‘’Hey you, Fatso!'’

Kevin Federline’s former ‘’sexercise machine,'’ Britney Spears, got into yet another precarious situation when she was leaving a spa in Las Vegas. It turns out that Britney, despite all her troubles these days, STILL managed to get into a fight with two photographers when she threw a baby bottle and threatened to kill both of them, allegedly anyway.

So what did these two photographers did to poor Britney Spears that the once hot and sexy piece of ass now turned to skanky pussy lost it and lusted for some paparazzi blood?

Well, apparently, all the photographers did was take her picture and unfortunately, Britney didn’t want any part of that.

Andrew Deetz was one of the photographers Britney Spears threatened to kill. Deetz claims he and his colleague Kyle Henderson, were attacked by Spears’ bodyguard Julio ‘JC’ Camera (ironically, Britney’s bodyguard is named Camera…) as they tried to take the pop icon’s photo together with her children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

As expected, Deetz filed a…

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Hot damn… Jay-Z sure is one lucky sonuvabitch.

Imagine being one filthy rich SOB, riding every single day in stretch Hummer limousines, working with hot whores putting up music videos for MTV and then coming home to Beyonce Knowles every single night, yep, Jay-Z sure is living the life.

Beyonce Knowles is HOT. Of course, you already know that. But for those of you who have been living under a rock, Beyonce is that one hot piece of ass who was a part of that hot trio called ‘’Destiny’s Child,'’ went solo and starred in that ridiculous Austin Powers flick, ‘’Goldmember.'’

Now, Beyonce Knowles becomes even hotter as cover girl of the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Yep, you can now see more of that hot hiny in a skimpy swimsuit.

Still reading huh? Okay, if you’d rather read this article rather than stare at the lovely Beyonce photo Sports Illustrated was gracious enough to provide for the horny male, here’s more stuff about Beyonce.

Beyonce Giselle Knowles was born on September 4, 1981. She is an American R&B singer, songwriter, record producer, actress, dancer, fashion designer and more importantly, has nothing to do with that stupid piece of crap people are now calling…

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Okay okay, we are about a week and a couple of days away from Super Bowl XLI so for the meantime, let’s talk about something else.

How about female celebrities? Let’s do one better, how about the richest female celebrities in the entertainment industry. Okay, now that my cheap way of introducing this one is finally over, let’s go on with it then.

Oprah Winfrey. Surprise surprise, Oprah wins the no.1 slot as far as richest female celebrities are concerned. From a poor and raped little girl in rural Mississippi, this (as J.J. Jack puts it) mutated freak is now the richest woman in Hollywood. Heck, she’s the ONLY black female billionaire.

Yes, she has more money than Missy Elliot.

In the late 1980s, following the debut of her super-successful syndicated talk show, Oprah earned $2 million a year. Today, she pockets an estimated $225 million annually from TV and other endeavors.

Next in our list, we have that irritating singer, Celine Dion. As much as we like to see Kate Winslet wet, Celine Dion’s singing just destroys the moment. Well, as annoying as she sounds when she screams, she’s rich. Filthy too. The Canadian chanteuse’s exclusive five-year gig at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas has vaulted her into Forbes’ list of richest female celebrities and until people continues to buy albums of her screaming…

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No, it ain’t a behavioral disorder where women starts walking around the streets without their underwear.

As much as I’d like that to happen, it ain’t it. It’s about the city of Paris silly. The very city depicted in movies as a very romantic place filled with very beautiful French women. Well, as far as this so-called ”Paris Syndrome” goes, that picture of the city is the exact opposite of what the Paris Syndrome shows. Confused? Read on.

Some Japanese tourists, probably spending this Christmas holiday season in the beautiful city of Paris, have fallen prey to what they are now calling, ”Paris Syndrome.” Yup, this is what these Asians are calling it after discovering that beautiful Paris ain’t so beautiful after all.

Apparently, some Parisians can be rude just like most of us too. As a result, these Japanese tourists ended up somewhat disappointed after having this almost perfect picture of this city. The experience can apparently be too stressful for some and they suffer a psychiatric breakdown.

Many of the visitors come with a deeply romantic vision of Paris, the cobbled streets, as seen in the film Amelie, the beauty of French women or the high culture and art at the Louvre.

The reality can come as a…

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Yep, apparently, the fag… er… ‘’sexually confu…'’ er… ‘’homosexual'’ is bored.

And boy, if a homo like Elton John is bored then you must know better and get the hell outta’ his sights. Especially your tight little butt hole. He he…

Yep, Elton John is bored. And now, he has announced that he is planning to record… get this, a hip-hop album. Jeez… It’s like hearing Pamela Anderson say she’ll be keeping her top on. Possible but highly unlikely.

Mr. Broadway, Sir Elton John himself, hopes to do a hip-hop album and collaborate with the top stars of the rap industry today. Guys like Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West and of course, his favorite, which happens to be a self-confessed homophobic, well, in his songs at least, Eminem.

Well, his FIRST and ONLY experience with rap is his unforgettable performance with Eminem when they sang ‘’Stan'’ at the 2001 Grammy Awards. Since then, he just can’t stop talking about Mr. Slim Shady.

‘’From the start, I’ve always admired Eminem’s thinking,'’ Elton John said.

‘’That’s the reason I wanted to appear on the Grammys with him when I was…'’

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Rucker Park is taking on the hard courts of NBA Basketball.

A bus stopped at 155th Street and Eighth Avenue one Saturday afternoon in Harlem, New York, dropping off dozens of tourists at what is probably the world’s most famous asphalt arena.

‘’Asphalt'’ because New York already has ‘’the world’s most famous arena'’ in Madison Square Garden anyway. You know, the ONLY place where those godforsaken New York Knicks play at… BEFORE they stink like a goddamn rat stuck inside Oprah’s oh-so-sexy leggings.

Gregory Marius, the chief executive of the Entertainers Basketball Classic, was soon holding court at Rucker Park, regaling visitors with stories of the great games and colorful names that have filled his summer tournament the past 25 years.

‘’We’ve come a long way,'’ he told the crowd. Many were taking pictures of the magical, windswept stage located across the street from the site of the Polo Grounds, where a housing complex now covers the same ground that Willie Mays once did for the New York Giants.

From the 1950’s to the late 1970’s, NBA basketball stars like Wilt Chamberlain, Julius Erving and Nate Archibald did battle in Rucker Park with their playground counterparts, legends of the blacktop like Jumping Jackie Jackson; Joe Hammond, known as the Destroyer; and Richard Kirkland, nicknamed…

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Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova is waaay hotter than David Hasselhoff.

Ugh… That’s the kind of shit that makes me wanna throw up.

Yup, apparently, some Miami fans are contemplating on the fact that THEIR team (an old and stupid team at that…) WILL beat these Dallas Mavericks just because both Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova are on their side.

Unlike the Dallas Mavericks who only have that car-talkin’ night rider, beach-walkin’ bay watcher, David Hasselhoff, cheering for them.

Jeez… Talk about cheesy stuff eh?

The Heat will positively own the Mavericks in the next few games. You can bank on it. Anna K and Enrique positively own David Hasselhoff when it comes to celebrity fan mojo.

Every TV cutaway to the tanned and beautiful super couple makes Miami look hip, powerful and glamorous, and makes Dallas look like, well, the cheesy cowtown home of Michael Knight. - ESPN

Well, if these are the stuff that makes an NBA team a champion, then my god, these teams have nothing on both Los Angeles basketball clubs with the number of celebrities they generate every…

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I can almost hear it now… ‘’Fuck… J.J. Jack’s bastardizing our beloved band again…'’

Is System Of A Down a rock band or a backstreet boy-wannabe boy band? Well who knows? And quite frankly I don’t give a flying you-know-what…

There are rumors that this godforsaken boy band is going on an ‘’indefinite hiatus'’ after this so-called ‘’Ozzfest.'’ Well, thank God! It’s about damn time. Jeez…

Fans of the boy band, (they have fans?!?) know well that this so-called ‘’indefinite hiatus'’ means one thing and one thing only, it means ‘’we’re stopping now so that someone will give us a lot of money for a reunion tour after our singer’s solo album, thanks!'’

Tell you what… I’ll pay you guys to keep your asses away for good.

System Of A Down (what a funny name…) is one of the latest bands to NOT break up. There’s been a plethora of gossip saying that the group’s upcoming spot on the…

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And just when you thought I’m done with my recent rock-bashing tirade, I came up with another one.

The rock band, ‘’The Beatles,'’ has been going toe-to-toe with Apple Computers since 1981 and it’s not showing any signs of letting up.

This will be the third time since 1981 where the two groups dispute about trademark infringement. Apparently, the Beatles band incorporated an apple logo for their group under the name of Apple Corps. Since then, Apple Corps is keeping an eye on anyone who will ‘’take a bite of their apple.'’

Lo and behold, someone did. Apple Computers came out with a bitten apple for a logo.

For so many years, the Beatles were associated with the name, ‘’Apple.'’ Apple Records, now Apple Corps, Ltd., was founded by the Beatles themselves waaay back in…

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