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Girls won’t be Going Wild over a broke Joe Francis now

By: Seth Edward O'Neal

seth-edward-oneal.jpgApparently, there’s this other guy who failed to pay his tab to Wynn Las Vegas too.

After news about Charles Barkley failing to pay up his debt to Wynn Las Vegas broke out last May, it seems we have another guy who fell to the same embarrassing episode.

And this time, we have Joe Francis, the founder of the Girls Gone Wild videos. He he… And while Barkley had a whopping $400,000 debt to settle, (which we assume he did already…) this guy did Barkley one better, a whopping $2 million more.

It was last May when Charles Barkley announced that he’s done with gambling after settling his $400,000 debt (or so he claims…) with Wynn Las Vegas. With Joe Francis owing the gambling Girls Gone Wildspot a whole lot more than that, I wonder what this will do to a guy who films tits and asses for a living.

‘’I like to go into Vegas, it’s a fun place, but you know what, I’ve got to stop gambling. That’s the bottom line.'’

That’s what Barkley said then. As for Joe Francis, he ain’t saying the same kind of shit yet. After all, who in the right frame of mind can say that he’s really done with gambling? I certainly can’t say that.

(Then again, only guys reading gambling sites like…)

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More calls for FIA President Max Mosley to Resign

By: J.J. Jack

Yep, we’re still talking about sex and F1 racing at the same time.

Who knew we can do that eh? Well, three races into the 2008 F1 season and people have. Must be something to do with the involvement of FIA president Max Mosley in a nasty orgy with hookers pretending to be Nazis and prison camp prisoners eh?

People have been clamoring for Mosley’s resignation since the sex video was showed on public. Guess what, it hasn’t stopped. Now, we even have one of F1’s greatest champions asking for Mosley to step down.

Max Mosley sex scandalDamon Hill, the former world champion now the acting president of the British Racing Drivers’ Club, is asking for FIA president Max Mosley to resign. He joins former Ferrari driver and five-time Le Mans 24-hour winner Derek Bell and Tony Brooks, the second-place finisher in the 1959 F1 world championship race.

‘’He has to think of racing instead of himself, and stop being so damned selfish,'’ Derek Bell was quoted in a newspaper. ‘’This affair is doing serious damage. We’ve had enough crises in F1 over the past few years, we don’t need any more.'’

‘’I understand him maintaining what went on was…'’

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F1 Boss Max Mosley caught with a Sex Scandal

By: J.J. Jack

Yep, what was initially believed as an April Fool’s prank turned out to be true.

In case you have no idea who Max Mosley is, he’s the president of the FIA, the governing body that controls F1 racing. He’s like the David Stern of motor racing. And while we’re still waiting for the next big drama between Ferrari and McLaren, nobody anticipated that the next big controversy would come from F1’s big boss himself.

FIA president Max Mosley has been caught on film taking part in a Nazi fetish orgy. During the five-hour orgy video, Mosley both dominated and submitted to the five hookers, who dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners.

FIA President Max MosleyThe 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.

Ugh…

As President of FIA, Mosley is responsible for overseeing international motor sports, including Formula One. He enjoys a close relationship with F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone. Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s…

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Hillary Clinton hates the 2008 Beijing Olympics

By: J.J. Jack

I’m back. And I’m kicking things off with probably the most appropriate person to write about for a comeback… Hillary.

Okay, maybe Hillary Clinton is not the most appropriate person to write about after being a week away from all this but hey, since she’s running to become the president of the United States and judging with the way she hated on the Chinese (sort of…) maybe you’ll find this interesting.

Yup, presidential hopeful Senator Hillary Clinton called on President Bush to boycott the opening ceremony for the coming 2008 Beijing Olympic games. Apparently, she didn’t like the way China responded to recent protests in Tibet and that made her furious as if she’s going through an episode of PMS.

Hillary Clinton‘’The violent clashes in Tibet and the failure of the Chinese government to use its full leverage with Sudan to stop the genocide in Darfur are opportunities for Presidential leadership,'’ Hillary Clinton said in a statement.

‘’These events underscore why I believe the Bush administration has been wrong to downplay human rights in its policy towards China. At this time, and in light of recent events, I believe President Bush should not plan on attending the…'’

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Was MLB Star Roger Clemens lying about steroids use?

By: Seth Edward O'Neal

seth-edward-oneal.jpgIt turns out that Roger Clemens appears to be lying. That’s according to this 18-page memorandum compiled by congressional staff members.

Uh oh… The Rocket sure is facing a TOUGH OUT even before the 2008 MLB baseball season starts eh? In case you’ve been living under a rock, ‘’the Rocket'’ Roger Clemens is being accused of using baseball’s ‘’most hated'’ drug, steroids. And lately, the schmuck is being accused of lying UNDER OATH.

That means, if Roger Clemens is found guilty of lying under oath, he could be slapped with a perjury case faster than Dwyane Wade getting a foul call from a referee who has a hundred bucks riding with his bookie.

Roger ClemensThe document, released Wednesday by Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., the majority leader of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, lists ‘’seven sets of assertions'’ the former New York Yankees pitcher made during his Feb.5 deposition and Feb.13 testimony that are ‘’implausible'’ or ‘’appear to be contradicted by other evidence before the Committee.'’

The first of the aforementioned assertions Roger Clemens made could very well be the most…

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Don’t vote Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama U.S. President

By: Seth Edward O'Neal

seth-edward-oneal.jpgBecause the last thing America needs is a president not endorsed by the dead Martin Luther King Jr.

Let me explain. You see, the last time these two were in the same room together, they were in the Democratic Debate in South Carolina when a bizarre last question came. Both were asked, ‘’Why, if Martin Luther King Jr. was alive, should he endorse you?'’

Yes, I have no idea why such a ridiculous question like that was asked. And mind you, it gets even more ridiculous people after Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama answered it.

Hillary Clinton had an answer that Hillary Clinton VS Barack Obamasounded like she was trying to counter a previous argument that got her into so much trouble a few weeks ago. After she suggested that it took LBJ to realize MLK’s dreams, she now claims she wants to ‘’do what I can to make his legacy real.'’

WTF?!?

Barack Obama? Obama says Martin Luther King won’t endorse any of them but he would ask the American people to hold them accountable. Now I don’t know what this sick fuck is into but he should’ve just went with, ‘’me, because I’m black.'’

That’s just some of the interesting things discussed on…

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Who’ll be U.S. President? Hillary Clinton? Barack Obama?

By: J.J. Jack

I don’t know about you but as far as I’m concerned, America loses either way.

Vote for Barack Obama and you might see senators dress like Flava Flav. How’s that to demand even a hint of respectability eh? Vote for Hillary Clinton? We all know what happens when you have a woman on top. Just ask all them activists in the Philippines.

Yep, such is the fate of all them folks wanting to run for some seat in politics. They can talk about giving ya’ll free food and shit or even save the whole goddamn world for crying out loud but deep down inside, ya’ll know that these sick fucks will screw you anyway one way or another. And mind you, I’m not telling ya’ll this just because Barack Obama is black.

For now, Americans are hearing Barack Obama VS Hillary Clintoneverything they want to hear as the 2008 Presidential Race heats up. Who are the frontrunners? A gang member dressed in a suit and a little bitch who’s still groping what Monica Lewinsky left for her.

Let’s start with Barack Obama shall we? Obama has a shot at becoming the first ‘’NIGGA'’ to be elected president in the United States of America. Born August 4, 1961, the 47-year-old gang banger is one of the leading candidates for the Democrats in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. 50 Cent, Luda’ and probably Tupac Shakur just might vote for this dude.

At the other side, we have Hillary Clinton, the former First Lady of the United States who shockingly took it all in the ass when the news about her husband and Monica Lewinsky getting it on behind her back broke out. She is also a Democrat and still milking on the fact that…

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O.J. Simpson sure was PISSED in this Audio Tape

By: Seth Edward O'Neal

seth-edward-oneal.jpgAny hopes that O.J. Simpson has of being acquitted from his robbery charges should be gone by now.

A tape surfaced in court that recorded O.J. Simpson’s standoff with the men he accused of stealing his own sports memorabilia. It begins with O.J. Simpson saying, ‘’Don’t let nobody out of here.'’

Oh yeah, he actually believed it wasn’t he who was stealing but the men who was planning to sell the sports memorabilia to other collectors. From the tape, the former Buffalo Bills tailback said, ‘’Think you can steal my [expletive] and sell it?'’

O.J. SimpsonJeez… O.J. Simpson sure is FUCKED now…

In case you didn’t know, O.J. Simpson was arrested for stealing his own sports memorabilia from what has become a rather fucked-up NFL football career. The tape was released in a celebrity news website.

The recording was made by a Thomas Riccio, co-owner of the auction house Universal Rarities. Riccio is the same guy who Simpson claims, called him a few weeks ago to tell him collectors were selling some of his items.

Bruce Fromong, another sports collector present in the Las Vegas hotel room O.J. Simpson and his entourage allegedly trespassed and robbed, said the meeting was set up as if Simpson’s party were customers.

When O.J. Simpson and his group of thugs arrived, it was clear they were…

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Calvin Ayre, the old and new face of old and NewBodog

By: Seth Edward O'Neal

seth-edward-oneal.jpgHmm… Probably just one of Calvin’s antics in making us think there’s something new with NewBodog.

Except from the somewhat very straightforward new name of the ‘’sportsbook formerly known as Bodog,'’ NewBodog is still the same online casino and sportsbook operated by that one guy who we are really REALLY tired of but can’t seem to get rid off, Calvin Ayre.

In case you didn’t know, Bodog a.k.a. NewBodog, is an online casino and sportsbook founded by Calvin Ayre that aims to bamboozle you of yer own mon… er… I mean, give you the best online betting experience there is today.

Calvin AyreYep, no kidding. So why the change from the acceptable ‘’Bodog'’ moniker to the somewhat ridiculous ‘’NewBodog'’ tag? Apparently, Calvin Ayre got into some sort of legal dispute over the ownership of the Bodog.com domain name.

According to Mr. Ayre, they are currently fighting this dispute and they are confident that they will be stuck with the moniker NewBodog, for a fucking long time. He he… No seriously, these morons are confident that they can win this…

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What happens to Michael Vick now after dogfighting scandal hit his rich NFL quarterback ass?

By: Syndicate

I don’t know. Maybe he’ll join the AFL or the next football league WWE chairman Vince McMahon can come up with.

Yep, Michael Vick and his career playing in NFL football is in serious jeopardy. The guy can already be out for the rest of the coming 2007-08 NFL football season and what’s even scarier is that could only be year one of Vick’s exodus away from the game.

What’s left for the Atlanta Falcons QB when this entire Michael Vick dogfighting scandal is over? As of press time, he still is the Falcons’ guy at quarterback. But let’s say the Falcons boot him out for good, is there a better tomorrow, if you will, for the poor guy?

Michael Vick still has three more years left in his contract. If he fails to play in any of those years, THAT’s including the coming 2007-08 NFL football season this September, the Falcons can make a legal case out of it, that Vick failed to fulfill what was written on his contract.

If that happens, then Michael Vick will become a free agent and should be available for the rest of the NFL football teams looking for a good QB to get them over the hump. But will any team take the risk of signing Vick?

You see, Michael Vick has become a publicity nightmare. You just know that wherever Vick goes, the ‘’People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals'’ (PETA) will be there, harassing the guy and whoever is unfortunate enough to be around him.

Besides, Michael Vick is more of a running back pretending to be a…

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