Hmm… Probably just one of Calvin’s antics in making us think there’s something new with NewBodog.

Except from the somewhat very straightforward new name of the ‘’sportsbook formerly known as Bodog,'’ NewBodog is still the same online casino and sportsbook operated by that one guy who we are really REALLY tired of but can’t seem to get rid off, Calvin Ayre.

In case you didn’t know, Bodog a.k.a. NewBodog, is an online casino and sportsbook founded by Calvin Ayre that aims to bamboozle you of yer own mon… er… I mean, give you the best online betting experience there is today.

Yep, no kidding. So why the change from the acceptable ‘’Bodog'’ moniker to the somewhat ridiculous ‘’NewBodog'’ tag? Apparently, Calvin Ayre got into some sort of legal dispute over the ownership of the Bodog.com domain name.

According to Mr. Ayre, they are currently fighting this dispute and they are confident that they will be stuck with the moniker NewBodog, for a fucking long time. He he… No seriously, these morons are confident that they can win this…

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I don’t know what the heck is going on in Seattle.

Is it because of the rain there? Is it because of the somewhat excessive use of the term, ‘’sleepless'’ whenever somebody mentions the city’s name? I don’t know, you tell me. But apparently, EVERYBODY is leaving.

After Rashard Lewis and Ray Allen left Seattle to play for the Orlando Magic and the Boston Celtics respectively, it turns out that the rest of the Sonics could be following them out of Seattle too with new owners contemplating on making a move to Oklahoma city.

The last time this story bolted out some time last July, the team’s former owners, THAT being Howard Schultz’s group, can’t seem to come up with a deal with the team’s new Oklahoma-based owners. Well, it’s mid-August now and STILL they don’t have a deal whatsoever.

If this continues, the new owners say that they might just move the Sonics from Seattle to Boomer Sooner country, Oklahoma. Of course, that’s not a good thing if you’re a long-time Seattle Sonics fan.

‘’We didn’t buy the team to keep it in Seattle; we hoped to come here,'’ Aubrey McClendon, chief executive of…

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The days of Detroit being known as motor city with rappers and thugs (and both) aspiring to be the next Eminem may be replaced with something else — gambling in style.

Detroit is the next casino destination. A decade ago this may have been difficult to believe, but now the thought of Madonna performing a homecoming gig at the MGM Grand Detroit isn’t too far off. Yes kids, Madonna was from Detroit.

And as it is, Michigan’s identity is getting a revamp. For years, four major casinos operate in Detroit — MGM, Motor City casino, Greektown and Windsor Casino across the Detroit River in Ontario.

MGM is probably the most major of them all, with its Grand Celebrity Room frequented by famous folks the likes of Rasheed Wallace playing high stakes Baccarat.Many Detroit wage earners have also traded their welding equipment to cards and chips taking jobs in the casinos. Bye-bye to oil and grease, baby.

And that’s all about to get better as a new player is about to take a huge bite off the Michigan gambling market. Four Winds Casino Resort, a new…

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Is McLaren guilty or not?

I guess we’ll find out the answer to that one in the coming days as the FIA hearing regarding the infamous ‘’Stepneygate Scandal'’ that McLaren found itself into begins Thursday.

For all ya’ll living under a rock lately, former Ferrari head of performance development Nigel Stepney, was accused by his own team of leaking valuable Ferrari design information to some of its rivals.

It was later known that the documents were in McLaren’s possession after McLaren team designer Mike Coughlan was caught trying to photocopy the sensitive Ferrari documents either he stole or received from Stepney.

McLaren boss Ron Dennis will be giving his own version of the incident during the FIA hearing. If found guilty, team McLaren can kiss the valuable points they scored this 2007 F1 season good bye or worse, get banned from F1 racing for good.

FIA president Max Mosley said, ‘’The credibility of F1 and sporting fairness is at sake,'’ speaking about how important this FIA hearing is not only to team McLaren-Mercedes but to the entire sport as well.

McLaren is STILL claiming that Mike Coughlan was working alone and therefore should not put the entire McLaren team…

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7-Eleven Kwik-E-Marts? Now that’s originality if I ever saw one.

Yep, with the month of July already here and the celebration of the United States’ Independence Day draws near, 7-Elevens across the country are turning into these fictional Kwik-E-Marts made famous by the cartoon TV series, ‘’The Simpsons.'’ (Hey, at least July ain’t about another Will Smith-alien movie right?)

Apparently, these 7-Elevens decided to turn into real-life Kwik-E-Marts in preparation for the grand opening of ‘’The Simpsons Movie'’ on July 27. (And in case you didn’t get it, it has no connection whatsoever with the celebration of July 4 on Wednesday…)

He he… It seems this new Simpsons movie is more important than the United States’ Independence Day huh? He he… Well, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie did made all of us laugh so I guess paying homage to those guys THIS WAY is reasonable enough.

The 6,000-plus 7-Elevens in North America will sell items that until now existed only on the Simpsons cartoon; Buzz Cola, KrustyO’s cereal and Squishees, the slushy drink knockoff of Slurpees.

‘’We thought if you really want to do something different, the idea of actually changing…'’

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Apparently, Nicholas Cage and Jay Leno will, just for that little thing we like to call ‘’ego.'’

Yep, CARS, more often than not, say a lot about it’s owner. You own a classic muscle car? Then you must be a classic American who cares about what’s inside the hood of a car than what’s ‘’ON'’ a car. You’re into tuner? Then you must be one of those silly little kids who like to race on the streets, thinking they’re the epitome of cool.

You own a Bugatti? Then THAT is a different story…

Bugatti has always been bigger than the Rolls-Royce, especially before the second World War. When the war ended, most of the Rolls Royce’s value plummeted down. As for the Bugatti? Surprisingly, it continued to go up like crazy.

Don’t believe me? These days, a 1930 Grand Prix Bugatti will have a price tag of nearly $1 million. How’s that for one solid proof? So if a classic Bugatti will cost you that much, how much would you think it will cost you trying to own a modern Bugatti machine?

It’s more than a million dollars.

The 16.4 Veyron Bugatti costs a whopping $1,250,000. Yep, such is the price for a life where pussies will simply come jumping on your…

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Yep, apparently, these rich guys just doesn’t know what the fuck they want to do with their money.

After the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Vince McMahon tried competing with the NFL with his ridiculous Extreme Football League (XFL), oh by the way, the whole thing has been canceled in case you were wondering, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban now says he wants to try where Vinnie Mac failed, MISERABLY.

Mark Cuban, after seeing his Dallas Mavericks go out in the first fucking round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs, is part of a group looking to form a football league that can compete with the almighty NFL. That’s probably because in football, top seeded teams get a bye week in the playoffs and the teams this rich fuck would be rooting for won’t be eliminated in the first round.

The Dallas Mavericks owner claims that professional football has very high demand in the United States but has limited supply. By forming his own pro football league, he thinks he can cure that problem.

‘’It’s a pretty simple concept,'’ Mark Cuban said. ‘’We think there is more demand for pro football than supply.'’

Of course, coming from Mark Cuban, we all know he’s just…

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Finally, Ron Artest and that ugly little mug of his can get laid.

Yep, for $6,589, ugly retards like Ron Artest can at least feel how it’s like to feel pussy. Yeah I know, it’s still not the real thing but if you look like a goddamn truck ran over that monstrosity you call a face then you won’t care if that pussy you’re humping is artificial or not.

Kanojo Toys is offering this Candy Girl Jewel Rosa Japanese Love Doll (Whew! Now that’s a rather looong name for PUSSY…) for $6,589. The Candy Girl Jewel Rosa is the latest top of the line love doll model from Orient industries.

Rosa, yep, THE GODDAMN DOLL, has this buxom beauty, and have features that are noticeably Japanese. Of course, hell, IT IS a love doll FROM JAPAN right?

Still interested? Well, you just know you have to read this. Aside from Rosa’s silicone breasts that feel extremely soft and realistic, Rosa is waterproof, that means you can take the doll to a beach and fuck the crap out of the doll.

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Yep, we almost saw Michael Schumacher compete in Formula One without his familiar red scarlet Scuderia Ferrari.

After Michael Schumacher left the game of F1 racing probably for good, McLaren – Mercedes big boss Ron Dennis reveals that he was on the brink of luring Schumi to drive his then silver and black McLarens at the turn of the millennium.

As it turns out, the McLaren big boss failed to take Michael Schumacher away from Ferrari. Why? Well, there’s Schumi’s thing about his baseball caps. And yes, baseball caps could be the reason why the negotiations between the two failed.

For all ya’ll following Michael Schumacher in the past, you should be aware of his signature Ferrari red baseball caps with his signature on it. Well, McLaren – Mercedes don’t have one of those, probably leading to Schumi’s decision to finish his Formula One career with Ferrari.

Of course, they were able to hide this story from the media when Schumi was still going for F1 world titles for Ferrari.

‘’He and I met, in Monte Carlo, quite a few years ago, specifically to discuss the possibility of his joining the team. The meeting followed an informal chat we’d had at the Log Cabin [at Suzuka],'’ McLaren big boss…

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So Forbes snubbed Calvin Ayre on it latest billionaires list. But theys ure are lovin’ this guy for making a fortune on a sex device.

Koichi Matsumoto, a former auto mechanic, decided to make his sexual overdrive a history by inventing the Onanicups. You say what the hell is an Onanicup? Well it’s little device designed to help men get a grip on their sexual desires when a live mate is unavailable.

Read: so you won’t feel the need to masturbate. But whay would you want to do that, right?

But his fellow Japanese are responding because as of today Matsumoto’s company, Tenga, is selling a good 100,000 of them a month. Now we know a lot of guys in that part of the world aren’t getting it.

Matsumoto assures his market that his little invention really works because he tested and perfected it on himself even he had to resort to swallowing a few Viagras. Wait, so this is Viagra-proof too?

Onanicup is now being sold in 120 retail outlets in Japan. And for online shoppers don’t be left out, you can easily order them on Amazon.com.jp.

Or contact your nearest porn distributor if you like a more discreet transaction somewhere in a dark alley.

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