Yep, we’re still talking about sex and F1 racing at the same time.

Who knew we can do that eh? Well, three races into the 2008 F1 season and people have. Must be something to do with the involvement of FIA president Max Mosley in a nasty orgy with hookers pretending to be Nazis and prison camp prisoners eh?

People have been clamoring for Mosley’s resignation since the sex video was showed on public. Guess what, it hasn’t stopped. Now, we even have one of F1’s greatest champions asking for Mosley to step down.

Damon Hill, the former world champion now the acting president of the British Racing Drivers’ Club, is asking for FIA president Max Mosley to resign. He joins former Ferrari driver and five-time Le Mans 24-hour winner Derek Bell and Tony Brooks, the second-place finisher in the 1959 F1 world championship race.

‘’He has to think of racing instead of himself, and stop being so damned selfish,'’ Derek Bell was quoted in a newspaper. ‘’This affair is doing serious damage. We’ve had enough crises in F1 over the past few years, we don’t need any more.'’

‘’I understand him maintaining what went on was…'’

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I’m back. And I’m kicking things off with probably the most appropriate person to write about for a comeback… Hillary.

Okay, maybe Hillary Clinton is not the most appropriate person to write about after being a week away from all this but hey, since she’s running to become the president of the United States and judging with the way she hated on the Chinese (sort of…) maybe you’ll find this interesting.

Yup, presidential hopeful Senator Hillary Clinton called on President Bush to boycott the opening ceremony for the coming 2008 Beijing Olympic games. Apparently, she didn’t like the way China responded to recent protests in Tibet and that made her furious as if she’s going through an episode of PMS.

‘’The violent clashes in Tibet and the failure of the Chinese government to use its full leverage with Sudan to stop the genocide in Darfur are opportunities for Presidential leadership,'’ Hillary Clinton said in a statement.

‘’These events underscore why I believe the Bush administration has been wrong to downplay human rights in its policy towards China. At this time, and in light of recent events, I believe President Bush should not plan on attending the…'’

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It turns out that Roger Clemens appears to be lying. That’s according to this 18-page memorandum compiled by congressional staff members.

Uh oh… The Rocket sure is facing a TOUGH OUT even before the 2008 MLB baseball season starts eh? In case you’ve been living under a rock, ‘’the Rocket'’ Roger Clemens is being accused of using baseball’s ‘’most hated'’ drug, steroids. And lately, the schmuck is being accused of lying UNDER OATH.

That means, if Roger Clemens is found guilty of lying under oath, he could be slapped with a perjury case faster than Dwyane Wade getting a foul call from a referee who has a hundred bucks riding with his bookie.

The document, released Wednesday by Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., the majority leader of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, lists ‘’seven sets of assertions'’ the former New York Yankees pitcher made during his Feb.5 deposition and Feb.13 testimony that are ‘’implausible'’ or ‘’appear to be contradicted by other evidence before the Committee.'’

The first of the aforementioned assertions Roger Clemens made could very well be the most…

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Because the last thing America needs is a president not endorsed by the dead Martin Luther King Jr.

Let me explain. You see, the last time these two were in the same room together, they were in the Democratic Debate in South Carolina when a bizarre last question came. Both were asked, ‘’Why, if Martin Luther King Jr. was alive, should he endorse you?'’

Yes, I have no idea why such a ridiculous question like that was asked. And mind you, it gets even more ridiculous people after Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama answered it.

Hillary Clinton had an answer that sounded like she was trying to counter a previous argument that got her into so much trouble a few weeks ago. After she suggested that it took LBJ to realize MLK’s dreams, she now claims she wants to ‘’do what I can to make his legacy real.'’

WTF?!?

Barack Obama? Obama says Martin Luther King won’t endorse any of them but he would ask the American people to hold them accountable. Now I don’t know what this sick fuck is into but he should’ve just went with, ‘’me, because I’m black.'’

That’s just some of the interesting things discussed on…

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I don’t know about you but as far as I’m concerned, America loses either way.

Vote for Barack Obama and you might see senators dress like Flava Flav. How’s that to demand even a hint of respectability eh? Vote for Hillary Clinton? We all know what happens when you have a woman on top. Just ask all them activists in the Philippines.

Yep, such is the fate of all them folks wanting to run for some seat in politics. They can talk about giving ya’ll free food and shit or even save the whole goddamn world for crying out loud but deep down inside, ya’ll know that these sick fucks will screw you anyway one way or another. And mind you, I’m not telling ya’ll this just because Barack Obama is black.

For now, Americans are hearing everything they want to hear as the 2008 Presidential Race heats up. Who are the frontrunners? A gang member dressed in a suit and a little bitch who’s still groping what Monica Lewinsky left for her.

Let’s start with Barack Obama shall we? Obama has a shot at becoming the first ‘’NIGGA'’ to be elected president in the United States of America. Born August 4, 1961, the 47-year-old gang banger is one of the leading candidates for the Democrats in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. 50 Cent, Luda’ and probably Tupac Shakur just might vote for this dude.

At the other side, we have Hillary Clinton, the former First Lady of the United States who shockingly took it all in the ass when the news about her husband and Monica Lewinsky getting it on behind her back broke out. She is also a Democrat and still milking on the fact that…

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To say that Quentin Tarantino was in the WRONG place at the WRONG time could very well be an understatement.

Yep, Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino, (who I really admire now because of his unparalleled lust for violence…) for some reason, decided to visit the Philippines last Wednesday and meet the country’s president, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

Apparently, the Philippines’ president was due to award Tarantino with some kind of award for the movies the incomparable Hollywood genius came up with like Pulp Fiction and of course, Kill Bill, movies president Arroyo probably hasn’t even seen or heard about in her life.

Quentin Tarantino, probably looking forward to get this thing with the Philippine president over with and get back on a plane back to the U.S. soon, was on his way to the Malacanang Palace (that’s where the Philippines keep its presidents…) when he saw the flood waters of the country engulfing the streets.

Probably STILL determined to get to the Palace, (and probably because he hasn’t seen this kind of shit a human being has to go through just to get to his…

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I don’t know what the heck is going on in Seattle.

Is it because of the rain there? Is it because of the somewhat excessive use of the term, ‘’sleepless'’ whenever somebody mentions the city’s name? I don’t know, you tell me. But apparently, EVERYBODY is leaving.

After Rashard Lewis and Ray Allen left Seattle to play for the Orlando Magic and the Boston Celtics respectively, it turns out that the rest of the Sonics could be following them out of Seattle too with new owners contemplating on making a move to Oklahoma city.

The last time this story bolted out some time last July, the team’s former owners, THAT being Howard Schultz’s group, can’t seem to come up with a deal with the team’s new Oklahoma-based owners. Well, it’s mid-August now and STILL they don’t have a deal whatsoever.

If this continues, the new owners say that they might just move the Sonics from Seattle to Boomer Sooner country, Oklahoma. Of course, that’s not a good thing if you’re a long-time Seattle Sonics fan.

‘’We didn’t buy the team to keep it in Seattle; we hoped to come here,'’ Aubrey McClendon, chief executive of…

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Yep, the president of the U.S. of A, George W. Bush, praised the new MLB all-time home run leader, Barry Bonds.

THAT is despite the fact that after Barry Bonds hit the 756th home run of his career, the tabloids began screwing with his ass faster than Donald Trump would on a two-dollar Las Vegas whore.

If you ask me, I don’t know which is worse, getting blasted by almost every single tabloid in America or getting praise from it’s fucked-up president. These days, Barry Bonds could care less anymore, as long as he gets them syringes just oozing with steroids.

Oh yeah, you read it, the president of the United States of America and former owner of the Texas Rangers, George W. Bush, praised Barry Bonds for hitting No.756 to pass Hank Aaron for the MLB all-time home run mark.

George W. Bush got in touch with the San Francisco Giants superstar and told him, ‘’you’ve always been a great hitter and you broke a great record.'’

Of course, coming from a guy who would love nothing more but to kill all the Iraqis in this planet after claiming that he wants Iraq to stand on its feet again, I don’t know if he’s really…

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The days of Detroit being known as motor city with rappers and thugs (and both) aspiring to be the next Eminem may be replaced with something else — gambling in style.

Detroit is the next casino destination. A decade ago this may have been difficult to believe, but now the thought of Madonna performing a homecoming gig at the MGM Grand Detroit isn’t too far off. Yes kids, Madonna was from Detroit.

And as it is, Michigan’s identity is getting a revamp. For years, four major casinos operate in Detroit — MGM, Motor City casino, Greektown and Windsor Casino across the Detroit River in Ontario.

MGM is probably the most major of them all, with its Grand Celebrity Room frequented by famous folks the likes of Rasheed Wallace playing high stakes Baccarat.Many Detroit wage earners have also traded their welding equipment to cards and chips taking jobs in the casinos. Bye-bye to oil and grease, baby.

And that’s all about to get better as a new player is about to take a huge bite off the Michigan gambling market. Four Winds Casino Resort, a new…

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Yep, the Atlanta Falcons, the same team Michael Vick led to all those… um… pathetic NFL seasons, doesn’t want anything to do with him.

Well, the Atlanta Falcons doesn’t have much of a choice anyway after NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell ordered Michael Vick to stay away from the Falcons training camp until the league reviews all those dogfighting allegations charged against the troubled Falcons quarterback.

In a letter from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell addressed to Michael Vick, Goodell wrote, ‘’While it is for the criminal justice system to determine your guilt or innocence, it is my responsibility as commissioner of the National Football League to determine whether your conduct, even if not criminal, nonetheless violated league policies, including the Personal Conduct Policy.'’

And yes, it does sound like a press release justifying Vick’s hopefully temporary banishment from the Atlanta Falcons camp.

Also according to the commish, Michael Vick would still get preseason pay, whether he plays or not. And yep, he’s also asking the Atlanta Falcons organization to withhold any disciplinary action of their own until the NFL is done with the dogfighting investigation.

Michael Vick is not the only one getting fucked up by these…

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