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Tired of the same old ‘’gamble your life savings away'’ thing in Las Vegas?

Well, there’s this ‘’alternative'’ you’ll definitely dig. Apparently, somewhere deep in the outskirts of all these gambling activities, there lies a brothel that takes advantage of Nevada’s legalized prostitution crap.

Yep, apparently, prostitution is legal at the Moonlite BunnyRanch brothel and owner, or should I say, ‘’King Pimp,'’ Dennis Hof is having, ‘’a lot of fun'’ in Nevada for sure.

Heck, if he was able to pull this off, then Hugh Hefner ain’t got shit on this dawg. This guy even has his own HBO series for crying out loud, entitled ‘’Cathouse,'’ featuring Dennis Hof’s beloved brothel where countless hot whores call home.

Oh yeah, Dennis Hof found his ‘’wife'’ there too.

Dennis and his ‘’bunnies'’ will be flying into NYC to do some major media concerning the next season of Cathouse, including many radio stations on The Sirius Network, like Eminem’s Show, Shade 45, Alex Bennette, Rude Jude, Derek & Romaine and The Howard Stern Show.

It is Dennis Hof’s goal to see prostitution become a major economic force in society’s mainstream, if you can imagine that. He’d like to help sanitize the sleazy ‘’street corner hooker'’ image. He foresees a coming cultural atmosphere in which those seeking female companionship can easily find a safe, legal place to get laid.

‘’The BunnyRanch is an example of how sex-for-sale is going to be in America within the next 30 years,'’ Dennis Hof said. He tells his girls…

Chicago Bears fans have waited a damn long time for this.

21 long years to be exact. And you bet your ass the Chicago faithful will be cheering their lungs out and gasp all at the same time whenever Bears quarterback Rex Grossman makes one good play followed by another fumble.

With that said, if you’re a Chicago Bears fan, where can you go to celebrate something 21 years in the making? Where can you go for you to join your fellow Bears faithful to holler obscenities at Indianapolis Colts QB Peyton Manning?

RedEye Super Bowl Party at Duffy’s Tavern and Grill. Festivities start at 9 am with a $20 food and drink package featuring a breakfast buffet, domestic drafts, cocktails and more. At game time, you can watch the Chicago Bears on multiple screens and bring a Budweiser or Bud Light bottle cap to compete for cash prizes in RedEye’s squares tournament.

Bears and Buckets at Redmond’s. The Lakeview bar is serving brunch until 3 pm. There will also be drink specials that include $15 domestic buckets and $20 import buckets. You can also watch the game on multiple high-definition screens.

Abbey Pub Super Bowl Party. Now this lets you party with the big boys instead of a cub-sized celebration watching the game at home. (Unless of course you’re watching a Chicago Cubs game. Cub-sized, Chicago Cubs. Get it? I don’t either…)

Alcock’s Super Bowl Party. They will let you Bears fans celebrate today’s team with an open bar, a buffet and the game on 14 screens. Oh yeah, some say you might just get a glimpse of the Chicago Bears Super Bowl champions of yesteryear too.

Roscoe’s Super Bowl Party. This could be the best of the…

Yep, even strippers are gearing up for Super Bowl XLI in Miami, Florida.

Football. Booze. Women. Yep, that’s the combination strip club owners will be offering the Super Bowl-crazed male once the Indianapolis Colts and the Chicago Bears meet on Super Bowl Sunday.

Watching football has never been so good boys. The biggest rivalry Super Bowl Sunday isn’t between the Indianapolis Colts and the Chicago Bears, but between two of the most well-known gentlemen’s clubs in Broward and Miami-Dade.

Pure Platinum near Fort Lauderdale and Tootsie’s Cabaret in Miami Gardens try to snare the lucrative Maxim-meets-Playboy demographic. In other words, the two rivals hope to pack their clubs with guys who want plenty of booze, women and food to supplement their giant plasma-screen viewing of Super Bowl XLI between the Indianapolis Colts and the Chicago Bears.

Angelina Spencer, an executive director of the Naples-based Association of Club Executives, said that the Super Bowl is big business. Yes, even for the region’s gentlemen’s clubs.

The Association of Club Executives is the trade association for…

I guess virtually EVERYBODY is ready for Super Bowl XLI now eh?

Hooters, along with Leroy’s Race & Sports Book and ISI, Ltd. are preparing Hooters Casino Hotel patrons for the biggest game in all of American Sports.

Officials from each camp have announced that their sports gaming kiosks are now on the gaming floor of the Hooters hotel to offer bettors faster and more convenient ways to place wagers on the Chicago Bears or the Indianapolis Colts.

A photo of Michelle Nunes, Ms. Hooters International, displayed on two orange iSports Stands along with a blackjack dealer at the Hooters Casino Hotel are the first specifically designed kiosks in Las Vegas.

These stands are expected to be buzzing once the Indianapolis Colts and the Chicago Bears take the field on Feb.4 at Dolphin Stadium in Miami, Florida. The biggest game of the year, lots of booze, butt-loads of cash, and Hooters? Jeez… This Sunday’s game will definitely be something indeed.

‘’Hooters is a unique, world-famous brand with a very loyal following,'’ said Bill Stearns, president of ISI. ‘’We designed the kiosks to attract curious guests to take a look and try this new technology. It’s very simple to place bets, and the kiosk can be open practically 24 hours.'’

OR ‘’We designed the kiosks to pry some money away from the mindless horny male…'’

The best thing about nightspots with no cover charge is that everything you do is guilt-free.

Notice how, after paying a fortune for your new toy, you’re almost too afraid to touch it and break it, and that kills off the joy right there? Not in Las Vegas at night, baby.

Free admission clubs, bars, and lounges are some of the awesomest Las Vegas hot deals you’ll find. They take the worrying out of the hopping so you can aim your wallet on bigger things. Like booze, bets, and the wildest strip poker pictures you’ll ever keep in your head.

Las Vegas Nightlife with No Cover Charge

Aladdin, Bellagio, Caesars Palace, Flamingo, Harrah’s.

Las Vegas Hilton. The Nightclub starts rocking east of the Strip as early as noon with DJs and live entertainment. There’s no cover plus no drink minimum, which maybe explains how Paris and Nicky grew up being best friends with inebriants. Open daily.

Also: MGM Grand. Studio 54 is a name even your parents know from the days they knew how to have fun outside of birthday party clowns. Ladies get free admission on Fridays with DJs P and Frankie, and on Saturdays with DJ Frankie. Open Tuesdays to Saturdays.

Monte Carlo. Houdini’s Lounge will calm your…

Three words stand between your Las Vegas nighttime and nightlife: No cover charge.

Las Vegas after dark throbs to bursting with clubs, bars, and lounges spread out and open to servicing our urges of hottie spotting or celeb sighting. Admissions aren’t all that painful at $20 to $30 average, but some nights we wish to reserve the moolah for making memories that will stick like strip poker pictures in our heads long after.

Now, how to single out the free admission nightclubs out of so many lying about? El cheapo Vegas amigo, yours truly, is back with more of the best Las Vegas deals around: free loads of fun in nightclubbing and barhopping. Knock yourself out, and remember the thing about drinking and driving.

Las Vegas Nightlife with No Cover Charge

Aladdin. Blondies at Desert Passage shopping complex is the sports bar to be after five for some heavyweight food and booze combo. Not to be missed is beer pong night on Thursdays, especially by college reunion spring breakers out for some male bonding. Open daily.

The Living Room mixes premium bottle service with DJs spinning mood music, and it feels like you’ve been to a spa without the weird aches of a shiatsu massage. Open Thursdays to Saturdays.

Bellagio. Caramel, by the same owners as Light…