· We’d like to ask recently unemployed Marty Ogden of Brookesville, Florida what the hell he’s doing playing online slots instead of trying to find a job, but he’s too busy counting his nearly $2M jackpot. [Online-Casinos]
· Here’s an idea who’s time has come: The Traveling Malaysian Casino. [Malaysia Star]
· Shed no […]

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· Visa restrictions are preventing Chinese airlines from shuttling tourists on non-stop flights to Las Vegas. In other news, there’s always an open seat now at the Pai Gow tables. [Las Vegas Sun]
· The Reno, NV City Council is currently trying to figure out a way to prevent local businesses from creating adjacent […]

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· There’s a race to refloat the Gulf casino’s destroyed in the hurricane, but that still doesn’t make floating small business Skeeter’s Skiff O’ Slots legitimate. [Las Vegas Sun]
· Hey! Online Lotto! Isn’t Utah the only state where you can’t just buy a lotto ticket in the stores? Do Mormons even […]

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· Vegas’ Venetian Hotel Casino is patting itself on the back today with a press release trumpeting their Leadership Development Program. You too can go from the guy digging condom wrappers out of faux-canal drainage pipes to maybe one day wearing a striped shirt, pushing an indoor boat with a stick and singing in […]

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· The owner of the San Remo Casino in Las Vegas has won the license to fly the Hooters flag outside. Of course, the flag is bright orange and two sizes too small for his ass, but he’s only doing this to work his way through cosmetology college. [Hotel Interactive]
· There’s going to […]

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· They’re building a casino to go with the new horse track outside of Detroit? Now they just have to make sure none of the local pro sports teams ever win another championship so the facilities don’t get burned down. [Freep]
· Here’s a great idea to fight the proliferation of gambling spam: […]

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· Here’s a surprise… Soon after Empire Online lost access to the PartyGaming poker room, they issued a profit warning. Wonder if those two things are related? [Ireland Online]
· Carlos Cespedes Martinez recently took home the silver medal at the 2005 World Foosball Championships. Martinez was sponsored by Bodog, proving once again […]

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Yes, we had some server issues yesterday. But then we got all lazy, made a big plate of pasta, sat down on the couch, and watched football. We figured you’d still be around this morning, right?
· Will casino gambling in Niagara Falls, NY attract Canadians to the tables? Sure, but is it […]

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· Betting on school children is enough to get you fired in Japan. Here? Timmy and Tyler think they’re just running around our block to show us how fast they’re getting. [Mainichi Daily News]
· Okay, raise your hand if you’re an incorrigible gambler. Keep it up if you’d be interested in […]

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· British soccer club Manchester United announced today they’ve shelved their plans to open a mega-casino adjacent to Old Trafford. Combine the fact that they’re the Dallas Cowboys of UK football with our irrational distaste for limey Englishmen, and today is a little victory to be celebrated by us all. [BBC]
· A press […]

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