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Luxury Designer Fakes, Best Quality from South Korea, China

By: picaresque

Like the Razzies to the Oscars, designer counterfeiters find fame for bad behavior.

It must be a tad insulting to the 2007 Oscars Awards that their nod to the best in films has to share February with the worst in movies of the 2007 Razzie Awards. Just imagine what the United States, hell-bent on its counterfeit crackdown, must feel about Asia, in heaven with its bestseller fakes.

Designer knockoffs of brands like Louis Vuitton, Prada, Chanel, Christian Dior, Hermes, Burberry sell hot and fast in cities across Asia. Luxury fakes abound in Seoul, Beijing, Bangkok, Jakarta, and Kuala Lumpur. Counterfeits are now a $500 billion business worldwide.

The vibe in the US is all glum and pointing fingers at counterfeiters as terrorists, but in China and South Korea, the mood is as festive as awards nights, fake merchandisers vying for their claims to fame.

Take South Korea, which vendors all over Asia agree make the best-quality fake designer bags. In the streets of Seoul, knockoff bags are peddled openly at dirt-cheap prices, bearing generic logos that are then replaced with designer logos once purchased.

At Namdaemoon, a veteran market in downtown Seoul, a merchant boasts: “We do not deal with Chinese products. For fake bags, South Korean products are the best. We export these products to…

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F1, NASCAR Design Suits Space Travel

By: picaresque

Ultimately cool sport? Racing. Travel? Space. Fashion? Clothes you can wear for both.

Auto racing on Formula One and NASCAR is to speed racers as outer space is to, um, floaters. Not surprisingly, they’re often the same people, and this has to be their wet dream come true: those two sharing mutual unreachability in cost of travel, the rush, and now, jumpsuits as spacesuits.

The spiffy-looking car racing uniforms worn by schicons of cool in their McLarens and Ferraris have been cited as references to designing spacesuits that will be worn by the first wave of mass space tourists — civilian passengers to the newest luxury travel destination, outer space. In true F1 and NASCAR fashion, the spacesuits will bear the colors and logos of the rocket firms on which space tourists are flying. This, according to Orbital Outfitters, a new company based in Los Angeles.

“When someone puts on an IS3 [sub-orbital space suit], they will be protected by the best technology we can muster. Yet they will look like they have stepped off the set of a science fiction movie,” says Orbital Outfitters president Rick Tumlinson. Sci-fi isn’t far from the truth about space travel, which categorically can be afforded by no one else but the filthy wealthy. The rest of us can settle with flight fantasies as we race horses online or steal an Aston Martin on Grand Theft Auto.

There are travel agencies, and then there is a space travel agency. Space Adventures offers tour packages of spacewalks 350 km (220 miles) above…

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Britney Spears Crotch set Web on Fire

By: J.J. Jack

Yep, that’s after she banned K-Fed from it for good.

That’s right, Britney Spears, now single after she ended this ”wet dream came true” story of one Kevin Federline, has the rest of the world talking about her sweet little ass again.

Well, flashing your pussy and displaying your ”unbalanced” boobies a couple of times will do just that.

Oh Britney, hit us baby one more time! Sorry, I just needed to get britney_boobie.jpgthat one out.

Britney Spears seems intent on finding out just how long can she get away with not wearing underwear.

Oh yeah, she’s letting the rest of the world know it too, flashing her pussy more often than not these days.

Hmm… Maybe it’s Ms. Spears’ way of saying, ”hey, my pussy is back in business.”

For the second night in a row, third time in a goddamn week, Britney Spears has been photographed by the paparazzi without her panties on.

Is this her way of telling people that she’s now a…

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Welcome To Gay Heaven — Authentic Cher Memorabilia On Sale!

By: Poppy Z

Good news to all you cross-dressers who have always wanted to be Cher!

No you can’t have her plastic surgeon’s number. But here’s the next best thing. The gay-worshipped diva is holding a huge global garage sale of over 800 items, from stage costumes to gem encrusted jewelry, works of art, furniture and even a Hummer that is expected to fetch around $1 million.

CherGuess this is a sign that she has retired for real.

According to one report, Cher is getting rid of her gothic past and redecorating her Malibu home to adapt a Moroccan-Tibethan theme. Now her garbage will be a transvestite’s treasure find.

Some of her famous outfits went under the hammer at Sotheby’s this week.

Belongings auctioned included paintings, jewellery, even her £16,000 English-made bed, dating back to 1865, the red velvet gown she wore on the Cher Show in 1975 as well as a Bob Mackie floral beaded gown worn in 1972.

Now the rest of her garbage, erm, stuff will be dispatched for the garage sale to take place at the Beverly Hilton next…

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10 Billion Dollar Babes You Should Know (4 of 4)

By: picaresque
Old money vs. new money. Born rich vs. married rich. Privileged vs. fortunate.

Our obsession over social status is more alive than ever. Its latest incarnations: the billionaire heiress, the celebutante, the rich bitch. She is someone whose trust fund and inheritance are off the roof. She’s either a spoiled brat wasting daddy’s money away or filthy rich with a conscience and earning her keep. At one point or another, she has been a fashion model, resided in NYC, ridden horses (mind those free horse galleries), been blond.

(Scroll further down below for who isn’t on our list, and for who might be on our next list – that is, if we ever find the energy to pull this sh!t again.)

For the last time with feelings, meet the top ten billionaire heiresses whom you should namedrop as if you have their number.

10. Nicky Hilton, 22.
9. Athina Onassis Roussel, 21.
8. Georgina Bloomberg, 23.
7. Anna Anisimova, 21.
6. Aerin Lauder, 36.
5. Holly Branson, 25.
4. Ivanka Trump, 24.
3. Dylan Lauren, 31.
2. Lydia Hearst-Shaw, 21.

1. Amanda Hearst, 22. Now that Paris Hilton is so five years ago, Amanda is widely dubbed as the new ‘it’ girl. She and Lydia Hearst-Shaw, aka the Hearst cousins, are the new Hilton sisters. A student and Ford/Elite fashion model, Amanda is the new face of preppy designer Lilly Pulitzer. Hearst Corp.’s own…

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If Naomi Campbell Hosted Project Runway…

By: picaresque
The only thing more fashionable than supermodel Naomi Campbell’s history of violence is possibly Britney Spears’ history of parental neglect. Those two rival each other on who the media loves to expose more as having the distressed and deconstructed look.

Since Project Runway surprised us by airing Season 3 this month rather than December, we can only thank the fashion fairy that Naomi isn’t replacing supermodel Heidi Klum as the Emmy nominated reality TV show’s host. Naomi’s violent outbursts are enough to send our fashion design betting picks voting themselves out just to stay out of her runway.

This week’s dirt on Naomi is that she trashed boyfriend Badr Jafar’s yacht after arguing with an Italian. Total cost of damage: $50,000. Or half the winning fashion designer’s $100,000 cash prize at Project Runway.

The yacht had been moored in Italy’s Viareggio harbor, and an Italian chef was serving Naomi a starter of tomato, mozzarella, and dried ham, with white wine. Unhappy with the food, Naomi screamed at the chef, who screamed back at her and started war.

We wonder if Bradley Baumkirchner would ever ask this diva bitch to model for him, in case he gets big. Bodog TV betting props list Bradley as the 2/1 favorite to win Project Runway. Or next-favorite betting picks Laura Bennett at 5/1 and Angela Keslar at 7/1.

Maybe Katherine Gerdes will bite the dust and get Naomi. Bodog betting props peg her as the longest shot at 22/1; good luck with making it big first. Or Alison Kelly, who is the second longest shot at 20/1. Betting picks still hanging in there are Robert Best at 9/2, Jeffrey Sebelia at 10/1, and…

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Bid hello to Jack Sparrow scissorhands

By: picaresque
Captain Jack Sparrow on auction? We wish. For now, we can bid on something that Johnny Depp has literally yanked in and out his hands.

Stop gushing, I’m talking about gloves. You know that pitchblack gothicky pair of gloves Johnny Depp immortalized in Edward Scissorhands? It’s up for bidding at a Hollywood memorabilia fire sale and on the eBay Internet auction site. So fans, start lining up for free picks of movie betting. (Try Bodog movie betting props for some starting funds.)

As Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp is fast becoming director Gore Verbinski’s he-muse. When Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest grossed $55.8 million on its opening day, it broke several box office records. These would be largest opening day, largest single day gross, and largest Friday gross of all time.

Of course, Johnny Depp is still fetching as director Tim Burton’s long-running he-muse. The Edward Scissorhands black gloves will open at $7,000 at the Beverly Hills auction on July 28. From another Tim Burton movie, Michael Keaton’s Batman costume will start at $40,000. Darkly fans of dark fantasy should have a ball with their free picks in movie betting; may we come wearing our own costumes?

A bidding highlight is the original matte painting from the opening scene of the Wizard of Oz. (Waste no time.) Also open for bids are John Belushi’s two-piece suit in Blues Brothers ($25,000), Dan Akroyd’s jumpsuit from Ghostbusters ($8,000), and former…

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Wear Flip-flops and You’re Fired

By: picaresque
Wearing flip-flops at work can cost you your job. Wearing flip-flops to see the US President can cost you your decency. There is just one problem: flip-flops are the must-have footwear this summer.

Authority figures just can’t handle the jandal. This common idiom out of New Zealand, where No. 1 brandname Jandal (from Japanese sandal) has become the generic term for flip-flops, means to be incapable of dealing with a situation. It can not be more appropriate in this case, where the big guys are picking up a fight against everyone’s favorite shoe.

As we all know, women are emotionally bonded with their shoes.

Flip-flops at Work

It’s summer, and women are trying to get away with wearing flip-flops to the office. That is, they don’t slip into their flip-flops if meeting with clients or if they know bosses who don’t approve will be present. Otherwise, flip-flops are essential to their office summer wardrobe—and that goes for summer jobs, too.

Gap and Old Navy recently did a survey, in which they found that college and high school students planned to wear flip-flops to work, more than any other footwear. Over 31% of women considered flip-flops the single must-have item for work this summer.

US style gurus warn that flip-flops could be damaging to careers. The office dress code often dictates…

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In China, the Devil Wears Knock-off Prada

By: picaresque
Cheap but great. In fashion as in entertainment, food, or technology, that would have to be my favored life philosophy. If you ask me, travelling the world in search of the best works of knock-off art is one of those things you simply must do at least once before you die.

Shanghai in China has some of the must-visit markets peddling these knock-off designer brands and luxury items. You’ll need to hasten your travel plans: China’s knock-off markets are just now being shut down.

The good news is that knock-off fashion in Asia is alive and still playing Chinese poker with the devil. Rest assured that here remains thriving the trade of famously knocking off Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Gucci, and Prada. For the anti-fashionista, there are always the imitation North Face jackets, Brooks Brothers shirts, and Montblanc pens. And, yes, there are still the neverending strips of souvenir shops hawking Mao Zedong watches.

China is among the most flourishing of Asia’s knock-off designer and luxury markets (for reasons involving the tasteless mention of cheap labor). The bad news is its knock-off trade could be a terminal breed, threatened to extinction by tourism development combined with a crackdown on trademark violations. Don’t look at me, ask the RIAA’s friends in fashion.

The Xiang Yang Road Fashion and Gift Market was Shanghai’s most known street market for knock-offs. At the peak of its notoriety, Xiang Yang Road drew a pilgrimage of foreign and local fashionistas and…

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Tom Brady, Maria Sharapova Sexiest in Victoria’s Secret

By: picaresque
What Is Sexy?

If the push-up bra is any indication, Victoria’s Secret is the brave one. Brave enough to dare ask that question. That existentialist question to which the entire planet Earth will never agree on the same answer.

Well, the question has been asked, it’s out there, and we got ourselves some answers. They come from Victoria’s Secret’s first ever ‘What Is Sexy’ list, which the official Web page describes as “featuring the sexiest people, places and things of our time”.

Monica Mitro, spokeswoman for the famous lingerie brand, tells USA Today: “Sexy always changes… We looked at self-confidence, humor, presence, achievements.” Without further ado…

What Is Sexy, by Victoria’s Secret

Sexiest Male Actor : Patrick Dempsey
Sexiest Female Actress : Halle Berry

Sexiest Movie Ever : Unfaithful starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane
Sexiest…

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