Fantasy Football News: The Tony Fisher Fist Fights Begin Now
READ MORE: Ahman Green, Fantasy Football, Green Bay Packers
Yes, it’s true, Green Bay Packers’ unproductive sweatbox running back Ahman Green has been shelved for the year due to his torn quad tendon(ouch!) and the fact that the Packers are going absolutely nowhere—especially after their devastating loss to the over-sexed sea-faring Vikings of Minnesota yesterday. From now on, running back duties in Green Bay will be the job of Tony Fisher and ReShard Lee and, most likely, somebody else. Oh, if the Hamper Shitter hadn’t come up lame earlier in the year, this would’ve been a prime spot for a bust-out season for him.
Green Done For the Year [Fanball]
Tony Fisher [Yahoo Sports]
Fantasy Football News: Farewell, Hamper Shitter
READ MORE: Ahman Green, Fantasy Football, Green Bay Packers, Najeh Davenport
So, during yesterday’s 52-3 walloping of the New Orleans Saints, the Green Bay Packers unleashed the fury that is Najeh Davenport on the world for the first time this season. The famed Hamper Shitter went completely bananas in his first start of the season replacing the useless Ahman Green, racking up 54 yards and two touchdowns on his first 12 carries. Then…he broke his ankle and is now done for the season. It’s a shame, considering Green’s troubles this year could’ve opened the door for Davenport and made those of us who drafted him in the late rounds look like GZAs. Well, thanks for the day, Najeh. See you next year. And Ahman Green’s owners can breathe easily once again.
Plans Go Awry [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]
Najeh Davenport Player Page [Yahoo Sports]
Holy Shitter! [HamperShitter]
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