Paddy Power Places Odds On The UK’s Best Breasts

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Irish bookmaker Paddy Power attempts to redeem itself for its Monday Night Football follies, by offering odds on will be named The Sun’s “Breast Ever” Page 3 girl. For those not familiar with the notorious Page 3, well, it’s basically just a page devoted to young English girls with their tops off dancing in fields. Wee. Prepare for the not safe for works links to follow.

The odds on favorite for rack royalty is Keeley at 5/2. At the other end of the spectrum is 40/1 longshot Vivien Neves, who is most likely close to 50-years-old at this point and not sporting the same perkiness that helped her get onto Page 3 more than 30 years ago. Poor thing.

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Who Will Be Crowned The Sun’s ‘Breast Ever’ Page 3 Girl? [PaddyPower]

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Apparently, we’re getting too Safe For Work over here at Oddjack as one desperate reader implores us to please, please, please make Oddjack more wanktastic:

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Well, we like attractive women as much as the next greasy perv, of course. We even watched Emanuelle Vs. Dracula last night after the Eagles’ game just to pep our wounded spirits. However, we’ve been instructed to keep the photos of mountain-chested poker players to a minimum, lest we sully the good name of America’s favorite fat man sport. However, we are nothing if not respectful of your needs. Here are a few gambling sites that are quite beav-happy and should make things better:

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We, on the other hand, plan to continue to just scare the crap out of you with photos of ESPN Insider columnist Scott Engel:

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