Fantasy Football: It’s an Absolute Nerdfest at Yahoo Sports
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Come September, all of these types of stories will be gone. Hopefully. However, right now, until every fantasy sports reporter goes through their 897th draft, we’ll have to read about their scintilating draft strategy. And today’s is a doozy. Yahoo Sports’ lead band geek Brandon Funston pulls together a gaggle of his bestest fantasy boobs and has them dissect round-by-breathtaking-round of Funston’s Yahoo Experts and Family League draft. Set aside a few minutes to read it over—some of the stuff is interesting—but then you’ll realize half way through it that, you too, have no life.
Experts Draft: Daunte Drops [Yahoo Fantasy Sports]
Fantasy Football: Is Lamont Jordan High On Your List?
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Even though it’s July, some fantasy football nobs have already started drafting teams. The fantasy football ewoks over at Yahoo have butterflies over Oakland Raiders’ running back Lamont Jordan. But, it seems justified. Now that Randy Woods is a Raider, there are big things expected from that offense and Jordan could surely benefit, hence Yahoo expert Brandon Funston’s complaint that he’s seen Jordan drop as low in the seventh round in some drafts. So, keep that in mind when round three comes around that if Jordan is still there, you should grab him, take your pants off, buy some lotion, and cruise through the next 10 rounds feeling like a Middle Eastern prince. Or something.
High Fives: Crossing Jordan [Yahoo]
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