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Celebrity Bets: Tyson Favored To Be Hooked on Phonics

READ MORE: Celebrity Betting, Illiteracy, Jacque Demers, Mike Tyson

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With former NHL Coach-of-the-Year and Stanley Cup winner Jacques Demers’ recent revelation that he has difficulty reading and writing, BetUS.com is offering odds on who will be the next public figure to declare themselves illiterate. Baby-eating boxer Mike Tyson is the favorite at 2/1 followed by marble-mouthed rock star Ozzy Osbourne at 2.5/1. Socialite ho-bag and best-selling author Paris Hilton is listed at 3.5/1. The longshot odds belong to President George W. Bush at 70/1, whose love of “My Pet Goat” should eliminate him from contention in this bet—unless he’s been fooling us all along.

Who Will Be The Next Celebrity To Admit Being Illiterate? [BetUs]