Celebrity Betting: Capture the Nick Lachey Vapor

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There’s an old saying about shitting where you eat that comes to mind when examining this whole Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson collapse. We have to think that ape-faced Nick wil come to his senses about his bubble-headed wifey being the only thing keeping his pommeade-ass relevant. That’s why we’re kind of humping this +215 bet on Dogbo on whether or not there will be a reconciliation between the delightfully dim duo before Dec. 31st 2005. It’s expensive to cash in on the -330 number saying they won’t reconcile, but with no pre-nup,we’re assuming Nick may not be in that much of a hurry to re-conjoin. But, let’s be honest, it’s really not that fun to pay that much money on stupid shit like this. What is “fun” these days anyway? This has to be up there.

Will Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Reconcile Before Dec. 31st 2005 (Odds by BODOG)?

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