Chopping Lines: We Once Had a Cousin Named Gustavo

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Toronto Blue Jays (62-59, G. Chacin)

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New York Yankees (69-56, S. Chacon)

Best Line: TORONTO +170, NYY -190

Obviously, the books think the Yankees are better than this. We do too, but we have to ride the Gustavo Chacin train until it topples off the mountain. Today could very well be that day. But how can you pass up a pudgy man with tinted goggles getting close to 2/1 odds? You can’t. And even though Yankees’ starter Shawn Chacon is showing some studly stuff of late, we can’t deny a fat man his day. Look for a low score, tight game, and some sort of collossal Yankee meltdown once again to give the Jays the W. And besides—do you know how hot we are this week? We’re animals.

PICK!: TORONTO +170
(YTD 8-6)