LiveStrong Bracelets Can Finally Be Put Away

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With singer Sheryl Crow and her giant sunglasses cheering on as he scaled the mountains of France over the last few weeks, one nut cyclist Lance Armstrong finally won his record-setting seventh Tour de France and plans to retire, be a father, cure cancer, run for Governor of Texas, and embark on eight-hour love making sessions with Crow thanks to his freakishly human(but now useless) stamina. However, that doesn’t mean there won’t continue to be odds on Armstrong’s post-cycling career. Pinnacle Sports has odds on all things Lance-less:

Will Lance Armstrong Compete In 2006 Tour de France?
No 1/13
Yes 11/1

Who Will Win 2006 Tour de France Without Lance Armstrong Participating?
Ivan Basso 13/10
Jan Ullrich 12/5
Alejandro Valverde 17/2
Any Other Rider 19/5

Despite Seventh Tour Win, Odds Are Lance Won’t Ride in 2006 [Yahoo Biz]
Lance Armstrong Odds[Pinnacle Sports]
Previously: Tour de France Betting: Yellow Led Better [Oddjack]

Tour de France Betting: Yellow Led Better

READ MORE: Cycling, Lance Armstrong, Pearl Jam, Sports Betting, Tour De France

Maybe that’s what that Pearl Jam song is about? Well, we’ll never know, but we do know that Lance Armstrong is holding onto his lead in the Tour de France and most likely on his way to his seventh consecutive victory. Armstrong is still a -150 favorite, but after our miserable day betting on baseball(THE METS!!!) we might as well take the heavy favorite odds and rest our hopes on Captain One Nut. Do you think his bicycle seat smells like Sheryl Crow throughout the entire race?

Tour de France Odds [Oddschecker]
Armstrong holds onto lead [Yahoo]

Do Not Underestimate the Power of One Nut and a Yellow Bracelet

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Was Lance Armstrong weaned on his own urine? That’s the only explanation for his affinity toward the color yellow. Yes, although it appeared Lance Armstrong was in slight jeopardy of losing this year’s Tour de France, he’s now retaken the lead.

Tour de France Odds [Oddschecker]
Armstrong Blows Away Tour Rivals on Alpine Stage [Yahoo]

Keep That Horny Sheryl Crow Away

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Thousands of desperate bettors are rubbing their lucky yellow bracelets right now as Lance Armstrong’s lead in the Tour de France has shortened. Should we buy Sheryl Crow a vibrator? We think so.

Armstrong’s Lead Narrows in Tour de France [Covers]
Tour De France Odds [Oddschecker]

Tour De France Betting: Look How They Shine For You…

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It seems nothing can keep Lance Armstrong down. Not cancer. Not haters. Not Sheryl Crow’s menopausal horniness. And in the fourth stage of the Tour de France, Lance Armstrong’s Discovery Channel team has taken the yellow jersey. Although he’s still a strong prohibitive favorite, Armstrong received tepid betting odds at the beginning of the summer to win his seventh Tour de France. He is undaunted, determined, and appears to be on his way to making some of the early line bettors dance around the house in shorty-shorts and pasties. Again.

Discovery Channel Wins Fourth Team Time Trial [ESPN]
2005 Tour de France Betting Odds [Readabet]
Tour de France Betting Odds [Oddschecker]

Lance Armstrong: Captain One Nut Riding Strong

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After last week’s odds were released on Lance Armstrong winning his unprecedented seventh Tour de France, there was a feeling amongst the bettors that the only yellow he’ll see on his jersey this year will be urine from bladder-heavy pigeons flying overhead. Yet, it appears that during his warm-up race at the Dauphine—where he is favored to win—Mr. Crow is once again tapping his reserve energy and poised to pull away. A resounding win in this race could swing the odds in his favor for a seventh Tour victory and his sixth as the only male cyclist with camel toe.

Armstrong Hovering Within Reach of Race Win [Business Day]
Armstrong an Underdog to Win Seventh Tour de France [PR Newswire]
Will Lance Armstrong Win a Seventh Tour de France? [Pinnacle Sports]